- Guillermo has a visitor from overseas.
- Laszlo takes Colin on the road when Nadja refuses to negotiate better turns for the boy. Meanwhile, Guillermo's Skype pal Freddie comes over England to see Guillermo, but Nandor is attracted to the newcomer and decides to get a Freddie of his own.—Gislef
- Nadja goes into the club and talks about how it has become "the" place for vampires in the tri-state, and most of the vampires waiting to get in won't because they're too ugly. She goes over to talk to some of the human celebrities who have come in: Sofia Coppola, Jim Jormusch, and Thomas Mars. Nadja promises that Colin will be singing on stage in a few minutes. She orders the $5,000 Celebrity Special for two of them, since Jim can't afford it, and the other vampires come over to feed on Sofia and Thomas. Jim thinks it's a show and is impressed by the FX.
The Guide tells Nadja that Colin isn't performing. Laszlo wants to negotiate a contract with his wife, and has one written up.
Guillermo tells the camera crew that he's met someone, Freddie, via Facetime, and Freddie is coming to NYC for the first time. Guillermo is going to pick him up for the weekend and they're going to spend the whole weekend together. Freddie arrives at the manor front door with flowers, much to Guillermo's surprise Guillermo explains who the documentary crew is. Nandor walks by, noticing Freddie but tells Guillermo that he's not hungry at the moment.
In Nadja's office, Laszlo presents the terms of Colin's contract. Nadja refuses to sign, and Laszlo says that the club will go out of business with Colin. Colin just wants to sing and dance, and Nadja still refuses to sign. She insists that she can replace Colin, and Laszlo says that he and Colin will go upstate to another vampire club.
Guillermo shows Freddie around the house, and Nandor follows them. Freddie thinks that Guillermo works for the UN, and Guillermo "explains" that he works with homeless people and Nandor is one of them. Nandor finally gets that Freddie is Guillermo's boyfriend, and says that Guillermo has been lonely for quite away. Freddie admires Nandor's tapestries, , and Guillermo tells Nandor that Freddie works in a museum and is an art buff. Nandor says that he disemboweled many villagers to get the tapestries. Guillermo whispers to Freddie that they're thinking of increasing Nandor's medications. They share a joke about Roombas that Nandor doesn't get but laughs anyway, and Guillermo leads Freddie out.
Later, Nandor goes to his coffin, and tells the crew that he can't stop thinking about Freddie. He admits that things have gotten stale with Marwa, and all they do is talk about their chairs. Nandor admits that Marwa is boring, and he doesn't plan to cheat on her since marriage is sacred. He asks the Djinn to transform Marwa into an exact copy of Freddie. The Djinn grants the wish, and Nandor goes upstairs to Marwa. Marwa/Freddie is there and tells the same joke he told earlier about Roombas.
At the club, the Guide tells the crew that the loss of Colin couldn't have come at a worse time. The club is unpopulated, and Nadja is busy drinking liquor blood and getting drunk.
Laszlo and Colin take a bus tri-state, and Laszlo says that they have to take it slowly.
Nadja auditions new child performers and drinks liquor blood to "keep sharp". The first child performs, but Nadja complains that he's flat and orders him off the stage. The next child does spelling and Nadja is not impressed.
On the bus, Colin sings and Laszlo tells the performers to pay up and passes around a hat.
At the auditions, children continue to perform and Nadja is unimpressed by all of them. She gets upon the stage and performs (not very well) while drunk, and the children walk out.
Guillermo and Freddie go out on the street and share street pretzels. Nandor and Marwa/Freddie do the same, and they both go through the list Freddie has made of things he wants to do in NYC.As night falls, their paths almost cross as they go get cheesecake.
Nadja figures that she doesn't need children and can present Le Cirque Erotique. and they were hard to book but are coming to the club to perform that night.
At a bar in Binghamton, Laszlo and Colin check into a motel. Laszlo is impressed by the ice machine, which has 24 hours a day ice. Colin has hit puberty overnight, much to Laszlo's shock, but Colin doesn't realize it. They go to the club and Colin performs, but his voice cracks and the vampire audience is less than impressed. He figures everyone hates him and runs off the stage.
At Nadja's Gustave Le Roy introduces himself to Nadja and says that no one else in the troupe is available so he's the only one coming. He's planning on doing his "sucking himself off" routine with a little comedy thrown in.
Guillermo returns to the manor to get some insoles, and finds Nandor and Marwa/Freddie lying by the fireplace, naked. Nandor explains that it isn't Guillermo's Freddie but his Freddie. The real Freddie comes in, sees Marwa/Freddie, and they both scream.
Nadja introduces Gustave, who performs his routine. The audience applauds, while Jim leaves a voice mail with his two dead friends, unaware that they're dead. Gustave finishes his routine after 20 seconds and thanks the audience for watching. The audience boos, and Nadja tells Gustave that he's useless. Nadja tries to release the blood sprinklers, but they jam and one high-pressure pipe breaks, shooting an audience member across the room. The other vampires start to go, and Nadja tries to get them to stay by singing herself. She's still drunk and falls over.
Nandor hypnotizes the two Freddies into accepting the other's presence as normal, and they play Charades. The two Freddies are completely in sync, while Guillermo privately complains to Nandor that his master never lets him have anything of his own. Nandor doesn't see the problem, and Guillermo tells him that it's his last night with Freddie and Nandor found a way to make it about himself. He storms off with his Freddie, but Nandor tells Guillermo that it's Marwa/Freddie. Disgusted, Guillermo takes "his" Freddie instead and leaves.
Guillermo watches Freddie take an Uber to the airport, and Guillermo laments that he has to go back to his life being a familiar for Nandor. He figures he and Freddie can stay in touch via the Internet, and when he does the Marwa/Freddie comes by and the two Freddies exchange greetings. Marwa/Freddie takes Guillermo's laptop and walks away talking to his counterpart.
At the Binghamton motel, Laszlo discovers that the nightclub vampire owner has canceled their appearances. Colin complains that Laszlo is ruining his life, and says that he's not singing anymore baby songs.
At the manor, Nandor considers that what he did might have been wrong. He offers Guillermo his Freddy as an apology, but Guillermo refuses to take Marwa/Freddie. Nandor lets his Freddie go, which means letting Marwa go.
Nadja figures Nadja's club can't survive without Baby Colin. Laszlo comes back and tells Nadja that he's heard of Gustave and can save the club. Colin there as a teenager, and Laszlo introduces him to his wife.
Guillermo goes to London to surprise Freddie. Freddie is there the other Freddie. A heartbroken Guillermo sees the two Freddie together and walks off.
Earlier on the bus, Laszlo tells Colin about famous vampire and wraith singers who started at the bottom and worked their way up.
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