The Office (TV Series)

Threat Level Midnight (2011)

Jenna Fischer: Pam Beesly

Quotes 

• Narrator : Well, the hostages were scared.

  Hostage #1 , Roy Anderson : Help, help!

  Hostage #2 : Don't you guys get it? Nobody's coming for us!

  Goldenface : Oh, someone's coming, alright. The only man who would care, Michael Scarn.

  Sandra : Why are you doing this, Goldenface?

  Goldenface : Why? Because I have unfinished business with Scarn, and you're my trap. See, I'm gonna lure him here. Then, I'm gonna kill everybody. Then, I'm gonna dig up Scarn's dead wife and I'm gonna hump her real good! Hahahaha! Right now, I'm going to do some drugs. So, don't try anything.

  Roy Anderson : We need to choose a leader. Someone who's tough enough to take on Goldenface.

  [Goldenface leaves the area] 

  Sandra : I could be the leader.

  Hostage #2 : What makes you so tough?

  Sandra : I have experience as a leader, a negotiator, a general and a cop. In other words, I'm a mom.

  Hostage #3 : It'll be Sandra.

  Hostage #2 : Listen. It doesn't matter who's leader! It's every man for himself down here. There is only one way out and it is through that door.

  [he crashes into the door, where Goldenface returns] 

  Goldenface : Those drugs really hit the spot. So, you guys chosen a leader yet?

  Sandra : Gulp!

• Sandra : Hey, Goldenface. Can I ask you a question? I mean, since we're all gonna die here anyway, why is your face gold?

  Goldenface : Why do you care?

  Sandra : I'm just making conversation.

  Goldenface : I worked in a gold factory. We had a boss who only cared about money. He didn't give us lunch breaks, so we had to eat the gold. And then, one day, I looked in the mirror and I guess you are what you eat.