Larry King: [telling a sample joke from his upcoming comedy tour] This guy's gonna go to prison, and he's scared. A friend of his says, "Hey, I know you're nervous. This guy over there just got out of San Quentin. Go over and ask him what it's like." So he goes over and says, "Listen, I've gotta go to prison, I'm goin' Monday, tell me about it." Guy says, "It's a piece of cake. Piece of- you're gonna like it. Mondays, for example; Monday is movie day. All day long, new movies. And at the end of the day, the directors of the movies come and talk to the inmates. You're gonna LOVE Monday. Tuesday, you like good food? Tuesday is chef's day. The top chefs in California come, bring the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner, everybody eats, and they tell the inmates how to cook the meals. You're gonna LOVE Tuesday. Wednesday, you like calisthenics, you like working out? The top equipment comes in from all over the country, and the top guys come and help you train. You're gonna LOVE Wednesday. Now, Thursday, are you gay?
[audience laughter]
Larry King: You're not gonna like Thursday!"