Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

Fit for Murder (2011)

John Nettles: DCI Tom Barnaby

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Quotes 

• Clarky : What'll it be?

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Well, what do you recommend?

  Clarky : You have the look, sir, of an escapee from the Manor Spa.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Yeah, well, that's exactly what I am.

  Clarky : Then I advise a pint of Old Curmudgeon; five point one ABV, and it'll bring down a soya bean at two hundred yards.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Oh, that sounds perfect.

  Clarky : And if you're peckish, we do a *Re*-tox menu.

• Cloud : You've got a birthday coming up.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Doesn't everybody?

• [last lines] 

  Joyce Barnaby : This is weird.

  Cully Barnaby : It is. So, Dad, what now?

  DCI Tom Barnaby : What now? I'm going to have my cake and eat it.

• Cloud : If you want to see something clearly, you should look in the opposite direction. It's a zen thing.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : [Condescendingly]  Of course, it is.

• DCI Tom Barnaby : [Reading sign to Joyce]  'Your tranquility is ours.' What does that mean?

• Miranda Bedford : Luke Archibald has found some loophole in the deeds whereby I can't use the drive of my own house.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Oh, so that's the reason for the bad feeling between you two.

  Carter Smith : Tip o' the iceberg, my friend.