- Dr. Lucas: Did you ever see the arachnid?
- Jose Ramos: I don't know what that is. Did you say Iraq?
- Dr. Lucas: Arachnid.
- Jose Ramos: I like your pipe.
- Jose Ramos: What's the plan, Alex?
- Alex Mathis: The plan? Stop the spider, save the city... kiss the girl.
- Major Braxton C. Tanner: [Last line] Alex, I'm afraid we have a little problem... . What's the biggest cockroach you ever saw?