My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Bridle Gossip (2010)

Cathy Weseluck: Spike

Quotes 

• Spike : [Commenting on the effects of the Poison Joke plant]  This is hilarious! Look at all of you! We got Hairity

  [Rarity,] 

  Spike : Rainbow Crash

  [Rainbow Dash,] 

  Spike : Spittie Pie

  [Pinkie Pie,] 

  Spike : Appleteeny

  [Applejack,] 

  Spike : Flutterguy

  [Fluttershy] 

  Spike : and, uh,

  [trying to think of a nickname for Twilight Sparkle] 

  Spike : I got nothing.

  [to audience] 

  Spike : Twilight Sparkle. I mean seriously, I can't even work with that.

  Twilight Sparkle : This isn't a joke, Spike!

• Spike : [Twilight and Spike discuss the behavior of the hiding villagers]  Is it some sort of pony holiday?

  Twilight Sparkle : Not that I know of.

  Spike : Does my breath stink?

  [breathes fire and tests his breath] 

  Twilight Sparkle : No more than usual.

  Spike : Is it... ZOMBIES?

  Twilight Sparkle : Uh, not very likely.

  Spike : [nervous]  Not likely... but possible?

• Flutterguy : [as the "cursed" ponies go to find Applejack and Apple Bloom]  Uh, Spike? Are you coming?

  Spike : [looking into an open book]  Nope. Uh... gotta stay here and look for a cure.

  [as soon as all the ponies have left, he comes up with something] 

  Spike : Twilight Flopple!