User Reviews

First of all Lying Larsa!! When she said her booty was real on the reunion, all the ladies jaw drops because it was that crazy!! What's going on with the plastic surgery on the faces my GAWD it's awful! When Lisa's husband told her he wanted another kid I was thinking IVF or surrogate thinking she was 55 like the other ladies, she's only 40!!! Gerdy, Nicole, and Julia are the only natural ones (face) stop getting plastic surgery in your faces ladies it's taking a toll already. The addiction to money on this show is INSANE! Nicole said it best!! If you are not independently wealthy it doesn't last forever!

I'm glad this came back! Please bring Marysol and her Cockies back as a housewife not just a friend. She MAKES the show. So funny!!! She is the reason we watch.

Thank goodness Adriana has been demoted she is loud and boring and looks terrible. Too many drinks and late nights and it shows all over her face.

Everyone else! LOVE!! Enjoyed seeing Larissa this past season. She's a keeper!

The woman on trhwom are an absolute joke. They are children, they fight like 5yr old on a school playground. Really won't to like Alexis but just can't get over her arrogance. Larssa is that far up alexia and marasole backside I can't even listen when she speaks. I do luv marisole though she is a true pleasure to watch. Luv Nicole and Lisa too.my prayers go out to Martina and Julia. I honestly love watching all the RHW most of the time can't handle how they all talk over each other that is so frustrating. I'm sorry Adrianna but u open ur mouth before you think of the consequences then cry when you aren't forgiven straight away., ur a grown woman take responsibility for you word, or just don't say them..

If you want to watch rich, snobbish, entitled trailer trash women with really bad plastic surgery, this is the show for you. The first seasons were bad, why bring it back? It's like a car accident, you can't look away.

Why do these one time beautiful women insist on destroying their looks with eye, nose and Botox jobs? Ok, I understand it happening to one but after they see the results on their friend why would any others follow suit?

People like this actually exist! As stated in another review, it even creates them.. monkey see monkey do.

Shows like this do more long lasting damage than a virus.

Haven't we put up with enough of this wannabe lifestyle? Reality tv shows that are not even close to reality!? It's disgusting. I rather wish this stuff would never be aired because it's ruining america faster than any natural disaster ever conceived.

My mom has watched this everyday and I can tell that she is becoming more mean and she interrupts people and then does not want to hear what anyone else has to say. My mom picks our family apart on everything and can not pull herself away from the TV... she is addicted to this show....I don't know what to do. I feel like she has lost her soul. The shallow world view in the show makes her think that this is what life is all about. Drinking, picking others apart, and fashion and pretty things. I am pleading with my dad to remove BRAVO from the house because these housewives should not be aloud in the house they are not worth any sane persons time. 5 thing my mom could do but does not anymore:

1. read 2. art 3. show any interest in her dog or horse 4. try new things 5. complement people (instead she wants all the complements and she picks on everyone else)

In this reality series, we are introduced to six Miami housewives featuring Lea Black (the mother figure or unofficial leader) whose husband is a famous defense attorney. They have one son and live in beautiful Coral Gables. She is perhaps the only non-Hispanic in this group. There is Marysol Patton who runs a Public Relations firm and handles big clients. She is the one with the lips and her mother has the same lips who it's hereditary. Her mother cracks me up as she sits there drinking wine and talking to her daughter. Larsa is married to Scotty Pippen, a retired Chicago Bulls basketball player, with four children. Adriana is an art gallery own with a son from a previous marriage and is engaged to Frederick. Adriana is Brazilian and well-educated. Cristy Rice was married and now divorced. I dislike her most of all because she thinks she's all that but she's not. Alexia is Cuban American who had the pig roast which I had to turn away from. I'm forgetting somebody of course since they are six. Oh well, this show follows the same format as all the other housewives show do. They show the wealthiest housewives who have charities, nannies, and servants themselves. I wanted to watch it because I wanted to see what life is really like in Miami, Florida. It's beautiful, water, and weather and great if you're wealthy too.

I see this got a lot of bad ratings but I actually found it entertaining. It is different than the other housewives franchises I think. There isn't as much drama though there is definitely some. For some reason their friendships seem more genuine and real. I hope it gets picked up for another season.

Embarrassing. Why have they turned themselves into blow up dolls? It is cringy. Can't watch. Can't look at what they have done to themselves.

One of the housewives, Lisa, actually says in her tagline that her Plastic Surgeon husband created the perfect wife. Her implants, lips, rear all look hideous. She has so much filler in her face she can barely close her eyes. Now he's left her for basically a child.

Marysol's hair extension tracks aren't even covered. Who put these in???

Alexia needs to stop buying clothes 10 sizes too small she has to constantly hang out of her clothes. Her pink confessional look seriously looks like a cheap blow up doll. Stop exploiting Frankie. He's beautiful and you talk about him/fight about him with Peter and your fiancé like he isn't even in the room. You should be protecting him. Find professional help like your fiancé suggested. Frankie should be your focus not falling out of your clothes on reality TV.

Larsa is the cringiest of them all. She is a mother. She has her kids take her Only Fans photos? Seriously? Scottie should be pissed. Who prances around in a fishnet over bikini on National TV with her entire body hanging out? Way too old to be dressing like she is. Has she no idea how BAD she looks? No one with class wants to see this.

They are all delusional narcissists.

Can't believe this is what they think beauty looks like?

Give us more wives/women like Sandra Bullock, Audrey Hepburn, etc - NATURAL beautiful women. Julia and Martina are the ONLY ones that viewers like and want to see more of. None of these other women are married. How are they Real HouseWIVES???

We don't want to watch women who have turned themselves into cheap blow up dolls. What surgeons agreed to botch these women like this? What is with these women who get implants and then shove them into everyone's face? We get it. You paid for implants. Now have some class and stop hanging out of your clothes. All that money and you don't have mirrors? Have some self respect and buy clothes that fit.

Don't waste your time on this, or Potomac or Beverly Hills. All three are boring and feel very heavily scripted. It helps that literally none of these women can act but the really unfortunate side is they think they can because they have a few years of experience as a housewife or in horror movies or, worse of all, Daytime soap operas. Loser lara Pippen is the most disgusting of these housewives but the rest follow very closely. In other words, if you like the.., yawn, Beverly hills then you'll like this. And if you want the cheapest and not the greatest plastic surgery, head to Miami. It's very clear that no matter how popular Miami is the good plastic surgeons don't live there. Ignore Andy Cohen when he's really "freaking" out over an argumentative cast, the more he does that the worse they are.

Love the show but hate Larsa! Cant stand her! She is an awful person and horrible friend!!! Mean girl!!!! So unkind and full of herself! Its discusting! I have to fast forward when she is on!!!! Cuz I literally cant stand her! She is so boring and brings nothing to the show except make me cringe! No buddy cares about anything about her!!! She is irrelevant as far as Im concerned and wonder why she is still on the show? She is just not nice! Please Bravo replace her with anyone else at this point!!! I love the show but honestly dont know if I can watch another season with her on it! She brings the show down for sure!