- Miles 'Tails' Prower: [about to take out a time bomb with a mallet] I'll take care of this!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: No! The shock will set it off!
- [Tails whacks down the mallet, but then realized he hit Sonic's foot]
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: [on the verge of tears] I'm sorry.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: I'm just glad you missed... the bomb, that is.
- Coconuts: When Dr. Robotnik hears I planted this bomb like he wanted, I'll never be on sanitation detail again!
- Cat Stewardess: [about Sonic after he and Tails leave] Oh, I can't believe I didn't give that hunk my phone number. Oh! Well, at least the airport is safe.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: [sits in a chair] I've gotta rest, Tails. I couldn't run another step if the fate of the world depended on it.
- [Robotnik appears on several monitors]
- Dr. Robotnik: Attention, Mobius. I, the deliciously diabolical Dr. Robotnik, have successfully planted ultra-powerful fusion bombs in each of Mobius' most important land, sea, and air complexes.
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Bombs? He planted bombs?
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Just don't panic. We can't panic.
- Dr. Robotnik: Five minutes from now, they will simultaneously detonate, bringing all transportation on Mobius to a standstill. Then no one can escape my tyranny and my robot soldiers will control you all! And don't expect that interfering teenage hedgehog to save you this time.
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Oh, yeah? Why not?
- Dr. Robotnik: Because I'm so brilliant! I had my lackeys tire out Sonic and Tails by making them think my robots were the threat. Their real mission was to plant the bombs. Now that my plan is in motion, there's no way to stop it. Not even Sonic the Hedgehog can be in three places at once!
- [Robotnik laughs maliciously and Sonic turns off the monitors]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Now we panic.
- Scratch: Oh, okay. Let me try explaining this one last time.
- Coconuts: Thanks, I'm a little fuzzy on it, too.
- [Sonic is running along the forest path]
- Scratch: Just in case the hedgehog gets the bomb out of the trainyard, I've set a trap for him. Bahahaha! I've already planted a trip wire across the road on the other side of this bush. Now we're going to bury this bomb in the middle of the road. Once Sonic hits the trip wire, he'll be blown sky-high! Bahahaha!
- [Scratch fantasizes a drawing of Sonic tripping over the wire and being blown up]
- Grounder: Oh, now I get it!
- Coconuts: Yeah, there'll be no way that hedgehog can save Mobius!
- Scratch: Ha ha ha! We're gonna get to hear a "Sonic Boom"!
- [the three robots all laugh]
- Coconuts: Sonic Boom! Ha ha ha ha! Oh, that's a good one! Ha ha! So, when do we bury the bomb?
- Grounder: Better yet, when do we bury Sonic?
- [Sonic jumps over the trip wire and avoids Scratch's trap]
- Scratch: What do you know? Someone's running ahead of schedule.
- Coconuts: Well, what do we do now?
- Scratch: Well, since we don't need this now, why don't you hold it?
- [Scratch tosses the bomb to Coconuts]
- Coconuts: [to Grounder] No! You hold it!
- [Coconuts tosses the bomb to Grounder, who doesn't catch it. After Sonic runs further down the forest, the bomb explodes, having Scratch, Grounder, and Coconut's heads fall from the sky]
- Scratch: Oh, Grounder, you were supposed to catch it!
- Grounder: Oh. I wondered about that.
- Cat Stewardess: Sonic!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Huh?
- Cat Stewardess: I'm so glad you came back! Give me a call after you save the planet Mobius.
- [the metal detector leads Sonic into an airplane]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Well, where is it? Where's the bomb?
- [a bell rings]
- Cat Stewardess: [over the loud speaker] Good afternoon, passengers. Today's inflight movie will be Invasion of the Colossal Celery People.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Not a MOVIE kind of bomb! A BOOM bomb!
- [an exhausted Sonic passes out while swimming and sinks into the water, but is rescued by Tails]
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: He was in three places, almost at once. Poor guy. I'm exhausted, but at least I didn't have to keep up with Sonic.
- [as Sonic sleeps, Robotnik appears on the monitors]
- Dr. Robotnik: Quake with fear, you tiny fools! Now that I have taken control of all modes of transportation on Mobius...
- [Robotnik turns around as his minions appear arguing]
- Dr. Robotnik: What? Can't you see I'm speaking to a world population that will now be forced to grovel at my feet?
- [the robots explain what happened]
- Dr. Robotnik: What do you mean they're not groveling? My bomb plan bombed? How could it?
- Scratch, Grounder: It was all because of him!
- Dr. Robotnik: Because of who? I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!