Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (TV Series)

Tails' Tale (1993)

French Tickner: Professor Von Schlemmer

Quotes 

• Miles 'Tails' Prower : Professor Von Schlemmer, I want you to meet the famous Capitan William Le Duck.

  Professor Von Schlemmer : This is indeed an honor, sir. I have always wanted to meet Professor Von Schlemmer.

  William Le Duck : No, no, no, no. I am Le Duck and you are Von Schlemmer.

  Professor Von Schlemmer : Really? How interesting. That means I could have met me years ago.

  William Le Duck : [whispers to Tails]  Can this man be trusted?

  Miles 'Tails' Prower : He's a little absent-minded, but he's a great inventor.

  Professor Von Schlemmer : If I am indeed Professor Von Schlemmer, I must be a great inventor.

  Miles 'Tails' Prower : That's what I was just telling him.

  Professor Von Schlemmer : Von Schlemmer?

  William Le Duck : No, Le Duck!

  Professor Von Schlemmer : Who is that? I don't believe I ever met him.

• Miles 'Tails' Prower : That temple is right on the top of the place where we heard Sonic's voice.

  William Le Duck : Mon Dieu! Are you saying...

  Miles 'Tails' Prower : Yeah! He's gotta be in there and we gotta get him out!

  Professor Von Schlemmer : That temple is filled with the most dangerous traps in all of Mobius.

  Miles 'Tails' Prower : I'm goin' in anyway!

  Professor Von Schlemmer : There's an additional curse. It says those that are caught inside by dawn will vanish forever.

  Miles 'Tails' Prower : I still gotta go in. If that was me in there, Sonic wouldn't let anything scare him away.

• Professor Von Schlemmer : According to my mathematical calculations, the odds against Tails finding Sonic all by himself are 12 zillion to zip.

  William Le Duck : What does zis mean?

  Professor Von Schlemmer : Someone must go after him. I'd do it, but the Nutty Professor's Union does not permit daring rescues.

  William Le Duck : Are you saying I should go? In ze dark? Ze temple is curse-ed, no?

  Professor Von Schlemmer : The temple is curse-ed, yes.

  William Le Duck : Will zere be fiendish traps? Will there be terrifying creatures? Will I be trapped forever if I do not get out before ze dawn?

  Professor Von Schlemmer : All of ze... I mean, all of the above.

  William Le Duck : Zen I will do it!