Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (TV Series)

The Robot's Robot (1993)

Long John Baldry: Dr. Robotnik

Quotes 

• Miles 'Tails' Prower : What's happening, Sonic?

  Sonic the Hedgehog : Looks like we got some work to do, little bro. Some sleazebag imploded these kids' town.

  Suzie : But there's only one person on Mobius who would do something so incredibly gross and disgusting.

  [Robotnik's security camera is seen hidden in a tree, and Robotnik is watching the conversation] 

  Miles 'Tails' Prower , Sonic the Hedgehog , Suzie , Jackson , Dr. Robotnik : Dr. Robotnik!

• Dr. Robotnik : Go ahead. Help those miserable brats, you pest of a hedgehog, and see if I care.

  Grounder : Okay. Do you care, your rankness?

  Dr. Robotnik : In a word... NO!

• [Robotnik catches the BLAMMO after Grounder accidentally dropped it] 

  Dr. Robotnik : You bungling bolt-heads! The BLAMMO is a hair-trigger, highly unstable device! The slightest jiggle could set it off and implode the entire planet, and us with it!

  Scratch : That wouldn't have been good.

  Grounder : Yeah. Heh heh. Sorry.

  Dr. Robotnik : "Sorry"? You witless widgets nearly imploded me and you're sorry?

  [starts to walk away] 

  Dr. Robotnik : Where did I go wrong with you two? Why, a complete idiot could make a better robot than you!

  Grounder : Hey, did you hear that? A complete idiot could make a better robot than us.

  Scratch : Yeah. Hey, hey, hey! We're a complete idiot, aren't we?

  Grounder : Hey, we could build our own robot!

• [Robot overloads the Super-Dish-O-Matic, causing dishes to shatter everywhere] 

  Scratch : Aw, Dr. Robotnik's gonna be very unhappy.

  [Robotnik appears] 

  Dr. Robotnik : Robotnik isn't unhappy. In fact, he's... EXTREMELY TICKED OFF! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CHINA?

  Grounder : Uh, well, um, completely trashed it?

• Dr. Robotnik : [to Robot]  You are useless! I'm going to personally take you apart and turn you into a popcorn popper!

  [after picturing himself as a popcorn popper, Robot panics and runs away] 

  Dr. Robotnik : [to Scratch and Grounder]  You two dumb-bots! Now clean up this mess and keep it down!

  [yawns and walks away] 

  Dr. Robotnik : I'm going to take over Mobius first thing in the morning and I need my beauty rest.

  Scratch : Yes, sir, your putridity, sir!

  Grounder : Aw, don't pay any attention to him, Robot. He says he's gonna take us apart all the time.

• Dr. Robotnik : I hate it when my plans to become planetary dictator are ruined before breakfast!

• Grounder : Where are you going, your rottenness?

  Dr. Robotnik : I'm going to find that brat robot of yours, get my BLAMMO, threaten Mobius with implosion, and take over the planet. Any questions?

  Grounder : Yeah. Can...

  Dr. Robotnik : Too bad!

  [Robotnik flies past Scratch and Grounder] 

  Grounder : I'll ask him later.

• Dr. Robotnik : Now that I have the BLAMMO, Mobius is mine!

  [laughs wickedly] 

  Dr. Robotnik : But first, I'm going to implode a certain pesky...

  [Sonic runs up to Robotnik] 

  Sonic the Hedgehog : Hedgehog?

  [Robotnik screams in shock] 

  Sonic the Hedgehog : Have to catch me first!

• Sonic the Hedgehog : [dressed as a professor]  So, we cross-wire ze fibillator, depolarize ze coprocessor, re-doohickey ze whatzit, und calibrate ze proper coordinate, so zat ze first time he pushes the implode button, ze village is un-imploded.

  [Robotnik presses the button to his machine and, outside, Jackson and Suzie watch as their imploded village returns to normal. Back in Robotnik's fortress, Sonic presses more buttons on Robotnik's machine] 

  Sonic the Hedgehog : Und then recalibrate ze whatchamacallit, so that ze second time he pushes the button...

  Dr. Robotnik : What's the matter with this blasted thing?

  [Robotnik presses the button again] 

  Sonic the Hedgehog : He implodes his own fortress... After a very, very, very small delay.

• Dr. Robotnik : [flattened]  My fortress! My beautiful fortress! I hate that hedgehog! I hate him! I hate him! I hate him!