- Lester Patel: [after a bomb explodes in Castle] Did you feel that?
- Jeff Barnes: I haven't felt anything in years.
- Chuck Bartowski: [Rescuing Bentley] I hot wired the control panel using my stupid pocket protector. Thank you very much.
- Chuck Bartowski: Using my own personality as a guide, I've created an extensive psychological profile. Langley combed their database for matches and sent me four spies that are perfect candidates. They're gonna be here in a hour.
- John Casey: Good Lord! Four more Chucks.
- Chuck Bartowski: Colonel Casey would never kill anyone... who didn't deserve it.
- Jodi: [about Sarah] And what about her?
- Chuck Bartowski: I think I can safely say that my fiancee here... would never kill anyone who didn't deserve it.
- Morgan Grimes: You hid Kevin Bacon in the air duct?
- Jeff Barnes: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, you can eat it.
- Lester Patel: He lives by a strange philosophy of karma and diet. It combines the two. It's horrible.
- Chuck Bartowski: It's not just the computer, or the man. The Intersect is all of us. It's the three of us, working together. That's why it works.
- John Casey: Don't ever forget that.
- General Diane Beckman: It turns out Damian was wired 10 million by none other than Vivian Volkoff. It appears she's going after the man who took down her father.
- Chuck Bartowski: Wait. Wait. Wait. Vivian Volkoff is trying to kill me?
- General Diane Beckman: Your team will be contacted should any more info surface. For now, remain on high alert.
- Chuck Bartowski: I'm someone's nemesis.
- John Casey: For real this time.
- Chuck Bartowski: And last but the opposite of least.
- [Broady enters]
- Sarah Walker: Wow.
- Chuck Bartowski: Brody - the Brodster. Nerdy. Emotional. Into his family and friends. Disarmingly attractive.
- John Casey: Good God! There's another one.
- Sarah Walker: So now we know what happened. But we don't know why.
- Chuck Bartowski: Who are you working for, Damian? What are they after?
- Damian: I came here for you, Chuck.
- Jane Bentley: I hope you enjoy this. I'll be back in charge as soon as you and your stupid pocket protector screw it up.
- General Diane Beckman: This time our search will be lead by the only man who knows what it's really like to be an Intersect. Chuck, we need you to find more Chucks.
- Chuck Bartowski: Well, it's gonna be tough. Broke the mold, etc.
- Chuck Bartowski: [as Bentley is about to sacrifice herself] No. No. No. No. There's gotta be another way.
- Jane Bentley: *This* is what a leader does!
- [Bentley locks herself in with the bomb]
- Jane Bentley: You know, your sister is incredibly smart. If anyone can figure out the Intersect, it's her. You might want to reconsider keeping her away from her path.