- Nermal: The opposite of cute? How can I be the opposite of cute? Do you know what the opposite of cute is, Garfield? You!
- [Nermal adorably plays with a ball]
- Garfield: [to viewers] I hope none of you are trying to eat while you watch this.
- Aunt Ivy: [while watching a movie about bunny slippers coming to life] Ridiculous! No one with half a brain could actually wear such pathetic-looking slippers.
- Jon Arbuckle: Uh, actually, I happen to own a pair just like them.
- Aunt Ivy: You just made my point.
- Garfield: That's Aunt Ivy: 1, Jon: nothing.
- [Aunt Ivy falls from the ceiling and lands on Garfield after being spooked by Jon's bunny slippers]
- Aunt Ivy: Get rid of them!
- Jon Arbuckle: [sighs] All right, but bunny slippers can't hurt you.
- Garfield: [after Aunt Ivy gets off him] No, but having a fat lady fall on you can.
- Garfield: [after scaring Aunt Ivy out of the house] Have to leave so soon? Well, hurry back... like around the turn of the century.
- [Jon's bunny slippers actually come to life and chase him, Garfield, and Odie out of the house]
- Jon Arbuckle: I'm calling the police!
- [grabs his cellphone and dials]
- Jon Arbuckle: Hello?
- Garfield: Yeah, right. Like they're gonna believe a guy who calls up and says "I want to report a pair of evil bunny slippers."
- [on the other side of town, two policemen answer Jon's call]
- Policeman: What? Give me the address! We'll be right over! Jacobs, we have a 743 on our hands!
- Jacobs: Oh, no. Evil bunny slippers? Let's roll!
- Jon Arbuckle: [to Professor Bonkers] Hey, I know you. You're that mad scientist who once sucked my cat into the TV set.
- Odie: Huh?
- Garfield: The animators are reusing another character designed from last season.
- Garfield: [when the giant bunny slippers approach] Nermal, you know how I'm always telling you to leave? Well, this time, it's for your own good.
- Harry: [after hearing Garfield's story about the bunny slippers] Garfield, you are totally making this up.
- Garfield: Absolutely not. Ask Nermal.
- Nermal: All true. Every word of it.
- Garfield: [continues his story] The following day, the police went door to door and collected every pair of bunny slippers in the neighborhood just to be on the safe side. But, of course, the best part was...
- Aunt Ivy: [to Jon] After what you and that cat of yours did to me, I'm never coming back! Not in a million years!
- Garfield: That means, like, about eight weeks. Hey, but I'll take what I can get. So until then, we live happily ever after.