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4/10
A beginner level zombie movie which stumbles, doesn't run, with a goof-ball script and pot-shots of humour
jamesakinghorn23 February 2014
Knowing nothing of BuckWild, I was left guessing in the first 10 minutes as to it being a student film or a spoof. Firstly due to the try hard accent of Jarrod Pistilli; a down town "New Yawker" hardman crossed with Tackleberry from Police Academy type, who supplements his Soprano accent by referring to everyone as 'boss'. Such was my distraction that I was continually thrown outside of the film. Suitably frustrated, I started looking up IMDb to see what the deal was.

Secondly and unfortunately not being a bullet to the head, the lingering, painful, un- comic like labouring of the main 'badass' local gang leader as he likes to be referred to but is otherwise as delightfully English as a cup of tea, could be a splendidly abstract contrast to the other small town America characters and therefore improve the films comic sensibilities. However, both inadequately portrayed characters just serve to further underpin this peripheral comedy zombie flick.

Bashing over; Joe Stevens ( Gilbert Grape etc) plays a typical booze addled aggressive hick land owner who is only slightly upset by the generous and ever compromising affections his daughter gives to any arriving fresh meat. Despite the limitations of such a backwards character, Joe's delivery offers respite and a safe house to film viewers from the continual onslaught of bad acting. Against the low production values, the film steps it up with confident editing, comic book transitions and timely cuts from graphic violence and lengthy zombie close ups, (I imagine as a result of a limited budget and to keep its humorous momentum).

The story does not need explanation as it doesn't break the "run its a zombie run" mould and can be confidently summed up as a survivor tale with guns, over\undersexed teenagers, hash brownies and the ubiquitous "car hitting something on a darkened road scene" - which to the seemingly vision impaired central characters, happens no less than 3 times in this movie.

As a B horror zombie comedy (aren't they all?) a blend of its inadequacies should charm enough to lift it out of the pile. I can say, having survived this until the end ;the goofy dialogue, semi fresh takes and comic playfulness (some unintended) eventually starts working, just. In particular, the scene with a doped up zombie giving relationship advice is rather funny. Yes, a "doped up Zombie giving relationship advice" - enough said.

See it with your pals
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6/10
Troma-inspired idiocy set in Texas
krachtm2 June 2014
The plot: Four friends go on a hunting trip in Texas, only to run up against Chupacabra zombies.

Well, there isn't a lot to say about this film. It's pretty stupid, but I was still amused by some of the scenes. Much of the humor depends on your being an immature, easily amused film nerd. If that's you, then you might like it, too. Just be aware that it's not really action-packed or fast-moving. Despite the bizarre premise, it's not really the most original horror-comedy ever made. It clumsily adopts and mocks every cliché the writers could think of, though not on a terribly intellectual level. It's quite inhibited compared to Troma's sheer insanity and gleeful offensiveness, but there's definitely a bit of inspiration from that infamous studio.

Normally, my tolerance level for these films is quite low, but this one had just enough stupidly amusing scenes that I stuck it out. Also, I liked the end credits song. If you like this sort of nonsense, then I suggest you check out DeadHeads, another recent zombie comedy that was similar in some ways.
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4/10
Not really remarkable...
paul_haakonsen5 April 2014
"Buck Wild" is not really amongst the better of zombie movies that I have seen. With that said, then it should also be said that there are far worse zombie movies out there on the market. And for a production of this caliber, then "Buck Wild" actually fared adequately, however, the movie just failed to be outstanding.

Storywise, then "Buck Wild" doesn't really offer anything overly new to the zombie genre, nor does it really deliver fully on the various aspects that director Tyler Glodt were attempting to accomplish with this movie.

The zombies were adequate, although don't expect shambling decaying corpses here, as it is a batch of freshly reanimated corpses that are found here throughout the movie. Whatever meager effects that were used in the movie were adequate as well, though the movie really didn't have that much blood and gore.

There are some attempts at comedy throughout the movie, but none that really managed to punch through as the ones in "Shaun of the Dead".

Being a zombie aficionado, of course I have to give just about anything even remotely zombiesque a chance; and of course not everything is going to be a masterpiece.

"Buck Wild" is enjoyable in itself for what it is, just don't set yourself up for something grand.
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2/10
Lame and Unfunny Comedy
claudio_carvalho11 May 2016
The comrades Craig Thompson (Matthew Albrecht), Jerry (Jarrod Pistilli), Lance (Isaac Harrison) and Tom Alexander (Dru Lockwood) travel to the Buck Wild Farm in Texas to spend vacation hunting deer. Soon they discover that the owner Clyde (Joe Stevens) was bitten by a Chupacabra and has infected his slut daughter Candy (Meg Cionni) and neighbors that now are zombies. Will they survive?

"Buck Wild" is a lame and unfunny comedy of horror. The screenplay (or the edition) is disconnected and senseless, and in the beginning, Clyde sees his daughter shagging with her boyfriend on the garden and he throws his pipe wrench on the head of the man. Then he is bitten by the Chupacabra and the scene is entirely forgotten. The film is so bad that after 96 minutes running time, there is no scene that makes laugh. My vote is two.

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2/10
A shortage of bloody situations and a total lack of humor
peterp-450-29871612 May 2014
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"Buckwild" is a very typical B-movie in the zombie genre. Occasionally I enjoy a B-movie but in "Buck Wild" everything is really missing to make it an enjoyable film. It's trying hard to be funny, but nowhere I encountered a comic section. Additionally, it wants to be a horror, but tension and gore scenes fail. That doesn't lead to the desired result also. Eventually I was watching this movie fairly uninterested and kept watching just out of curiosity to see how this meaningless movie would end.

Four friends go on a weekend somewhere in a godforsaken rear corner of America to hunt deer. Craig (Matthew Albrecht) is the naive dorky idiot who is organizing the weekend. As gullible as he is, he did not even know his girlfriend is at home going from one party to another and also has an affair with Lance, who is also part of the group. Lance is an incredible narcissist and an inveterate womanizer. Tom is the petty whiner of the company. A real coward and hygiene freak. He's such a wimp that sleeps in the evening with eye patches on and in the morning uses a face mask and cucumbers on his eyes. Jerry is the tough macho who goes outside in the morning and does his Oriental exercises completely naked. You immediately understand that these four individuals should ensure funny situations because of the chemistry between them. Unfortunately, this is not the case. Its a complete failure on this part and the humor feels utterly forced and unnatural. It looked like a " Porky's " episode .

In the Redneck town they run into Billy Ray, the "Badass" of the village as he calls himself. A real fag who speaks with a posh English accent while a boa is draped around his neck. How do they come up with such an idea ? He's also surrounded by a gang of morons. If you would sum those clodhoppers their IQ, you won't get to the level of a typical toddler. Eventually, they got rid of this gang of idlers by the local sheriff who looks like someone from "The Dukes of Hazzard". Arriving at the weekend house, they meet the owner Clyde , a fairly ugly peasant and irascible, and his daughter Candy, a lascivious well-formed country girl who likes to please the male part of the population a lot. What they don't know is that Clyde was recently bitten by a chupacabra . What this ultimately is and where it comes from, you'll never know . Suddenly it was there . And suddenly it's gone. No sensible explanation about that at all.

You can already guess what the immediate consequences will be. Before you know it, the whole population of the town is affected by this strange, unknown disease, and the four friends are suddenly on a bizarre survival weekend. Jerry suddenly shows that he's master in survival techniques and an expert in the field of zombies. There are several zombie comedies made ​​in the past and this one really brings nothing new. The only funny moment was the alternative use of a frozen fish and the influence a space cake has on a zombie. For the rest there is just a bit of splashing with blood ,which is implemented in an amateurish way, and a horde of zombies who stumble across the screen. At times they even used a sophisticated way to bring that into view: they just filmed it a bit faster.

Towards the end, it really didn't matter to me who would survive this chaos. They started to get on my nerves in such a way that they didn't deserve to survive this tidal wave of zombies. "Buck Wild" is really a low-budget film and I have to hand it to them however, they didn't even tried to hide it. Ultimately, it is only a "not to be taken seriously" zombie movie where the main objective is to mix atrocities with airy black humor. Unfortunately, the two categories were not sufficiently developed: a shortage of bloody situations and a total lack of humor.

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As funny as being impaled on a swordfish.
fedor81 August 2020
If you're a fan of the Police Academy "school" of "comedy", especially those irresistibly funny later sequels, this should be right up your mouth-breathing alley. A comedy so hopelessly unfunny and boring that I had to finish it in several tries, including a lot of side-activities such as typing this comment while the movie was running, plus trips to the kitchen and the toilet. You need all of that (computer, food, toilet and miscellaneous) in order to sit through this garbage. Well, "sit". You don't sit through it as much as you sort of walk around the room/flat/house occasionally to help wile away the boredom.

The dialog is full of smart-alecky retorts, but on the level of 9 year-olds. Then there is a clownishly gay leader of a hick gang who speaks with a fake posh English accent, and I mention this just to give you a hint how cringe-inducingly dumb this embarrassment is.

If you don't trust my judgment, knock yourself out with this trash.
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2/10
Not the Texas I Grew Up In,,,
suross20 February 2014
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A previous reviewer said if you like Texas you'll like this movie? I dread to think what parts of Texas this man visited. I was born in Texas City, raised in Houston - and the characters in this movie are as foreign to me as Russians or Greek.

I enjoy horror, I even enjoy a little blood & guts if it belongs in the movie. This movie as no suspense, no gore, no horror and very little humour. What it had was a misplaced pimp, four cocky morons that would have looked comfortable in a Porky's franchise movie, four Deliverance rejects, one horny girl who bought the farm fairly early, and a lot of tedium.

Not good.
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6/10
If you're into Zombie movies this will do
lucifer_hawk275 December 2014
I know that is not a super movie but I watched last week with my gf and her sister and it took a couple good old laughs out of us and that's enough for giving this movie a good rate

the plot has holes but at least they compensate with some comedy, and goofyness, is still a better movie than some "horror" movies lately, I mean it's also a low budget movie so you know you don't have to expect a dawn of the dead in Texas, people is so demanding this days that forget that movies this simpleton can make your Friday night for a good couple of laughs, I mean the plot line is simple and it works it's way trough. The acting could be better but it is what it is, love it or hate it in my case I loved it!
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4/10
Very Slow Gross-out Zombie Comedy
in198415 March 2014
4 of 10. As slow as zombies are, this film is slower. It takes a long time for the story to kick in. At the beginning, everything seems artificial, concocted. If you skip the first 5-10 minutes, or maybe just watch the prelude than skip to the part with the guy spitting, the film as a whole might be worth a curiosity watch.

It tries to be a zombie gross-out comedy, but it generally ends up spanking itself. If you can stand the thought of watching the equivalent of a made-for-TV goofy, non-scary, simply gross zombie film, you'll probably still end up biting your arm off if stuck in a theater with this. Zombie fans can safely wait for the TV release and may simply want to avoid in order to stay zombie fans.
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8/10
IT'S JUST THE SNIFFLES
nogodnomasters8 October 2018
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Mild mannered Craig (Matthew Albrecht) leads a group of his buddies buck hunting at the Buck Wild ranch in south Texas. The group includes his skirt chasing BFF Lance (Isaac Harrison) who is also friends with Craig's girlfriend Carla. Tom is the third member of this group. He is not an outdoors type and his manhood is in constant question by Texans. Jerry (Jarrod Pistilli) is the stranger. He is Craig's visiting cousin from New York. He has with him a duffel bag which he guards. He also has an encyclopedia knowledge of the Chupacabra, the topic of many bad horror films and something we saw before the opening credits. Clearly he has plans of his own as Clyde's (Joe Stevens) ranch has had reported sightings.

The rival ranch is run by self proclaimed bad a** Billy Ray (Mark Ford) who wears a boa and is apparently British (accent and flag in home). The film doesn't give you any odd twists. The characters are what makes the film an enjoyment to watch. The Chupacabra bite turns people into zombies. It is a virus that causes people to commit "violent acts against loved ones, friends, and church goers." Once zombies are sated with meat, they calm down, can watch TV, and even speak.

Movie Guy nomination for "The best zombie psychologist scene" in comedy or horror.
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10/10
A lot better than I thought it would be.
jmc-5493912 February 2021
So I was scanning through movies and came upon this. Didn't expect much of course but I ended up loving it. Is it goofy? Yup, very goofy for sure. Is it an Oscar winner? Not even close to it. It's funny as hell if you don't take it too seriously and just enjoy how goofy it's supposed to be
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10/10
Watch it over and over again
Regardless of the naysayers about the movie it is awesome! Jarrod Pistilli was hilarious as well as Tyler Glodt! We have watched the movie repeatedly, so much that our kids say the word before it shows the scene. My four year old son gets a kick out of the beginning. It is the best zombie movie I have seen. It doesn't have to be all about the zombies to be a good movie. I am a very avid movie watcher and there were some movies full of zombies from the beginning and end up with the same thing. This is a little bit of a sudden twist. I have to be the first to know what kind of a movie it is to let my kiddos watch it with us. A few curses but nothing too crazy. Watch the movie and find out more! I love it and so does my family.
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10/10
If you remotely like comedy, horror or the State of Texas, you will love "Buck Wild"
Zapedowski27 April 2013
I saw this movie here in Texas with my common-law wife, during the Dallas International Film Festival.

Buck Wild is a brilliantly crafted zombie horror comedy, with a definite Texan twist.

To begin with, let me just comment briefly on the superb, professional quality of this film. The editing is superb.

The acting and writing achieve what acting and writing is supposed to achieve: the characters and conversations are completely believable (despite the zombie plot), the audience quickly develops affection for the characters and their individual quirks, none of the humor is forced and the jokes are HILARIOUS. Since the editing is so good and the gore-versus-laughs factor is pretty well-balanced, the movie basically feels like you're watching a "good horror" and a "good comedy" at the same time; the two do not detract from each other as is so often the case in the horror-comedy genre (the laughs do not detract from the gore/shocks).

Basically: imagine if you and a group of quirky friends went on a hunting holiday on a ranch in Texas, and ran into a zombie epidemic. This movie basically shows what would happen.

This film deserves to be a cult classic. Now if only the people who own it would put it on DVD, so it could achieve said status...
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10/10
Its Kinda Like the Ultimate redneck, deer hunting, chupakabra, zombie film franchise!
murfdaddy3320 March 2014
Firstoff let me warn all you smart and beautiful people out there to please turn off your brains, its not that deep of a film. Second please remember this is a Texas film so take pride in that, if your from Texas. Thirdly please have a nice and comfortable seat with some hot cheddar cheese popcorn and some ice cold cherry coke while barring witness to this piece of Hollywood horror gold!

I dare you not to enjoy it, there is way to much funny, action, horror, sex, drugs,funny, and more action with a little chupacabra in it. Do you know any other zombie shows that have a chupakabra in it. No? Then shut the hell up and watch this greatness of acting, screen-writing, and directing of a future Texas legendary film maker that goes by the name Of Big Chief Johnny Tyler Glodyt. Oh and by the way Meg Cioni, Joe Chaneck, Jason Harris, Whit Albreckt and the ever Big thick bear loving Chance Murphey are really smoking hot in this movie, Maybe they should make another one? Maybe(fingers crossed chanting satanic prayers). Matt Albreckt is a very funny and sexy Lead, Dru is adorably Buff closet case Gay man, Jarod has a kung-fu penis, Isac rocks, Mark Leslie Ford is a Legendary comedic genius. Joe Stephens looks amazing in everything he does. Awesome setup, Texas Is a great location for anything, The Quality of this film is better than Pixar and Dream works combined. Great extras for a zombie hoard army, great town. This film is the begging of a beautiful franchise. Its like a funny walking dead pl watch, and leave Ur brains at the door.
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