Mass Effect 3 (2012 Video Game)
Matthew Del Negro: Lieutenant Steve Cortez
Quotes
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Javik : You there. Tattooed human. I would like to touch you.
Jack : I'm not nearly drunk enough for that.
Javik : You then, shuttle pilot? How about you?
Lieutenant Steve Cortez : Um... Why's Javik getting all touchy-feely?
Jack : Hey, Collector-looking asshole, maybe go touch yourself?
Javik : That does not happen until the end of the party.
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[Joker challenges Cortez to a drinking contest]
Lieutenant Steve Cortez : You're in for a rough time, Moreau. Vega and I are neck-and-neck when it comes to holding liquor.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : Oh, yeah? Here we go, shot one.
[Cortez takes the shot]
Lieutenant Steve Cortez : Ugh! What the hell is that? Tastes like the north end of a southbound goat!
Garrus Vakarian : Bad move, Cortez. He wanted the duel, and he also picked the weapon.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : I brought my own batch, bro! Three parts horse choker and one part antiseptic mouthwash.
Lieutenant Steve Cortez : That's not even a drink!
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : And yet here are our second shots... unless you wanna give up?
Urdnot Wrex : Ah, this is all over. I'm gonna find a gun and let a few rounds off.
Javik : I am sober enough. I will join you.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : Have fun, try not to kill the neighbors. Cortez?
Lieutenant Steve Cortez : [sighs] Gimme your damn horse choker.
[takes the shot]
Lieutenant Steve Cortez : Mother of God, you are going nowhere near the shooting range, just make it stop!
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : Yeah, I think we're done here.
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Commander Shepard - Male : What's the best way into the Archives?
Maya Brooks - Citadel DLC : The facility is located below the Wards. Maybe a direct breach for maximum surprise?
Commander Shepard - Male : I like it. Sounds like you're learning the ropes.
Lieutenant Steve Cortez : Hell, hang out with us long enough, and you'll learn ropes, knives, bombs, thresher maws...
Urdnot Wrex : But don't hang out too long, or pretty soon you'll be making friends with asari.
Dr. Liara T'Soni : I heard that.
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Lieutenant Steve Cortez : Wish you could've seen that gun on Tuchanka firsthand. I cut the auditory emulators and watched that Cerberus cruiser gracefully and silently disintegrate. Beautiful.
Lt. James Vega : Sometimes I worry about you, man.