Mass Effect 3 (2012 Video Game)
Raphael Sbarge: Kaidan Alenko
Quotes
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Kaidan Alenko : [playing poker] Got the flush.
Lt. James Vega : Mmmmmm... full house. Caught it on the river.
Kaidan Alenko : Shit.
Lt. James Vega : Thought you were bluffing on the flush. Good for you.
Kaidan Alenko : Can it, Lieutenant.
Lt. James Vega : [laughs] Yes sir, Major Alenko, sir.
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Commander Shepard - Male : What are we having? A Canadian delicacy of some sort?
Kaidan Alenko : Uh, sure. We have beef, we have bacon, we have beer. The foods of my people. Wish me luck.
Commander Shepard - Male : If you need luck to cook us dinner, we're screwed.
Kaidan Alenko : Screwed? You hurt me, Shepard. Relax. It's gonna be great.
Commander Shepard - Male : Guess we'll find out. So remember how I saved the Citadel? And then - you weren't there - I survived a suicide mission? All these close calls I've had, only to be taken out by dinner.
[Kaiden glares at Shepard]
Commander Shepard - Male : Can it be at least quick and painless?
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Kaidan Alenko : [about the dinner he cooked] That was great.
Commander Shepard - Male : Still waiting for the botulism to kick in.
Kaidan Alenko : Hey, I thought it was pretty good.
Commander Shepard - Male : I'm messing with you, K. Can I call you K?
Kaidan Alenko : No.
Commander Shepard - Male : I didn't think so. See? Sensitive.
Kaidan Alenko : Or... Maybe you're being an ass.
Commander Shepard - Male : Major, did you just call your CO an ass?
Kaidan Alenko : No, I called my friend an ass. Talk about sensitive.
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Kaidan Alenko : Hey, Shepard, I'm starving. What do you got?
Commander Shepard - Female : We're heading out, Kaidan.
Kaidan Alenko : We'll just end up back here anyway, am I right?
[Kisses her]
Kaidan Alenko : Trust me, let me impress you.
Commander Shepard - Female : Oh no, really?
Kaidan Alenko : Come on!
Commander Shepard - Female : You want me to sit there and watch you cook?
Kaidan Alenko : You're not watching me cook, you're helping me drink beer. Now sit your ass down.
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Kaidan Alenko : You like to cook, Shepard?
Commander Shepard - Female : Roommate on Arcturus taught me. He said eating cafeteria crap 24-7 was bad for morale.
Kaidan Alenko : Is there anything you're bad at?
Commander Shepard - Female : Where did you learn to cook?
Kaidan Alenko : Classes at Jump Zero, believe it or not. Young biotics who can't cook for themselves risk starving.
Commander Shepard - Female : Did you pass? You're burning the garlic.
Kaidan Alenko : Sorry. I guess I'm distracted.
Commander Shepard - Female : By?
Kaidan Alenko : I wonder...