In Space with Markiplier: Part 1 (2022 TV Movie)

Steve Taylor: Computer

Quotes 

• Computer : [repeated line]  Good morning captain, we are currently ERROR years into our journey. Coffe is on route, ship status: Absolutely catastrophic.

• Mark : Well, seems like that didn't work out so good for us eh, captain?

  Mark : Oh, well, you can't win em all.

  [Mark hits the computer] 

  Computer : All problems solved.

  Computer : Well... not all problems. Not the problem of my broken heart oh no. Some problems just can't be solved with the swing of the fist, no matter how you strong you are. When the love of your life tears you to pieces, well that's a wound that just won't heal. The kind of wound that leads you down...

  [Mark re-hits the computer] 

• Mark : Computer, activate the asteroid defense system!

  Computer : Analizing... no.

  Mark : What do you mean no?

  Mark : Computer, what's wrong with the ADS!

  Computer : ADS offline.

  Mark : Gh, WHY?

  Computer : Offline.

  Mark : Computer, what is wrong...

  Computer : Offline.

  [long pause] 

  Mark : COMPUTER WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE ADS

• Computer : Current ship status: broken. Just like my marriage.