- Ronan the Accuser: The Surfer was your responsibility, Iron Man. I, Ronan the Accuser, accuse you.
- Iron Man: Okay, okay. Yeesh. Why can't you be Ronan the Appreciative?
- Wolverine: Your choice, bub. Sliced, diced, or julienned?
- Dark Surfer: Actually, I ordered the soup. Soul stone!
- [hits Wolverine with a beam of light]
- Wolverine: I'm all touchy-feely! Filled with rainbows and unicorns. Crying at commercials.
- Dark Surfer: Does somebody need a hug?
- Wolverine: Being touchy-feely makes me angry!
- Scarlet Witch: Listen. I know what it's like to be a villain. Except for the pool parties, it's a pretty bad gig. You were a hero once. Why don't you try being a hero again?
- Dark Surfer: Nah. My new business cards just came in.
- Thor: Fiend. I say thee goo. Open the hanger, here comes the plane.
- Dark Surfer: Ugh. I hate strained peaches.
- Thor: You'll eat it and like it.
- Scarlet Witch: Being a hero is hard. Deal with it.
- Iron Man: All right, all right, twist my arm.
- [Hulk twists his arms]
- Iron Man: Not literally, Hulk!
- Scarlet Witch: You think maybe we should go help him out?
- Iron Man: Does Sabretooth go in the woods? Yes!
- Dr. Doom: I had so much hope! I had so many plans! I'm too young to wear a one-piece orange suit. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, my evil minions. NUTS!
- Dark Surfer: So much animal emotions. As if a million fanboys suddenly saw an iconic character... redesigned!
- Iron Man: Alright, Squaddies, it's time to Hero...
- Scarlet Witch: Wait! Can I say it? Cause I'm a for-reals hero now and everything?
- Falcon: [at the same time as the others] Come on.
- Thor: [at the same time as the others] Thou hast earned it.
- Hulk: [at the same time as the others] Pointy say.
- Wolverine: [at the same time as the others] Somebody say it already.
- Iron Man: You sure are. Go ahead, Scarlet Witch.
- Scarlet Witch: It's time to HERO UP!
- Scarlet Witch: [fighting the Time Stone Dark Surfer] Better call in some hex support.
- Dark Surfer: Hexing won't help. I'll imprison you just like I did Ronan The Accuser.
- Scarlet Witch: You never let Ronan out?
- [the Surfer shrugs]
- Scarlet Witch: I knew it! Thor so owes me lunch.