- Minion: Sir, now that you've gotten rid of your "evil" things, how are we going to protect Metro City?
- Megamind: Way ahead of you, Minion!
- [steps out in a suit]
- Minion: What are you wearing?
- Megamind: My super-secret super-hero super-suit! I designed it myself! It copies all of Metro Man's powers: super-boots, super strength, and super x-ray slash laser vision!
- Minion: Umm... yeah, I'm not sure if it's really... you.
- Megamind: Au contraire, filet Minion!
- Megamind: On my marko... MARKO!
- [leaps clear of the Mega-Megamind]
- Minion: POLO!
- [activates the death ray]
- Mega-Megamind: OH NO!
- [the Mega-Megamind is blown up]
- Megamind: Goodbye, old me!
- Mega-Megamind: [about to squash Megamind] Talk about a crushing defeat!
- Megamind: The old me is so annoying!
- [Megamind presses the button, and a floating hologram appears]
- Mega-Megamind: Greetings, hero! You've just unleashed an unspeakable evil upon Metrocity! And you're really, REALLY not going to like it!
- [heads out of the Evil Lair to a bunker]
- Mega-Megamind: [presses a switch] Unspeakable evil: activated!
- Mega-Megamind: [activated] Ollo!
- Megamind: I transferred my personality into a giant robot. Man, I'm good!
- [first lines]
- Megamind: Citizens of Metrocity, long have I waited to give you your just desserts. Prepare to face the unrivalled wrath of... my fantastic bargain! Welcome, welcome, citizens of Metrocity, to the Evil Lair Yard Sale!
- Megamind: Oh, we're in trouble, Minion! I programmed it never to stop until it eliminates a hero! It's out there, searching for me...
- Mega-Megamind: Where are you, hero?
- Minion: Is it searching for me too?
- Mega-Megamind: And your mysterious friend, who's dressed as Minion for some reason?
- [Minion ducks down]
- Megamind: But don't worry, we can live in here from now on! The Brain-bots can bring us snacks...
- Minion: Sir, that is CRAZY! We're going to have to face this thing eventually!