- Sarah Walker: [after Sarah tears up her Pre-Nup. Chuck hands her his. Sarah reads the Pre-Nup aloud] "I, Sarah Walker, promise to
- [Sarah sighs]
- Sarah Walker: always love Chuck Bartowski. In return, he will always love me."
- [Sarah chuckles slightly]
- Sarah Walker: I can't read the fine print.
- Chuck Bartowski: Fine print says "I promise Chuck that I will not even contemplate the word 'divorce.' I will never use my Pre-Nup." I already signed it.
- Vivian Volkoff: There was only one man my father was ever afraid of - one threat to Volkoff Industries. He went by the name Agent X. I'm going to track him down and kill him. Then no one can touch me ever again.
- Alexei Volkoff: Remember: family and friends are everything. Money, greed, and power are a dance with Satan. And he looks like me.
- Ellie Bartowski: Look at this. This Intersect Project - downloading information into the human brain - amazing stuff.
- Mary Bartowski: I've never heard of it.
- Ellie Bartowski: Do you think that dad had the Intersect up and running with this Agent X?
- Mary Bartowski: I really don't know, honey. I don't know.
- John Casey: [after Chuck tells them about the Pre-Nup] Spies have secrets. If you're gonna take it to the next level with Walker, you have to understand that. Sign the papers. Be cool.
- Morgan Grimes: Yeah, Chuck, be cool.
- John Casey: What is it, Grimes? Spill.
- Morgan Grimes: An invite to Alex's graduation. Look, she desperately wanted to invite you, all right? *But*, technically speaking, in her mother's eyes anyway, you are still sort of - well, mostly dead. She just can't.
- John Casey: Stupid of me to think otherwise.
- Sarah Walker: No, I-I don't keep secrets from you. It's just - uh, family stuff.
- Chuck Bartowski: Get it. Done.
- Sarah Walker: Yeah. Cool.
- Sarah Walker: Why didn't you tell us that Ellyas hates you?
- Alexei Volkoff: Everyone hates me. I accept that.
- Alexei Volkoff: The thorium's in a Swiss Military Bunker. The locks are coded to my DNA. We fly at midnight. Fuel my jet!
- Chuck Bartowski: You don't have a jet.
- Alexei Volkoff: ...Of course. Old thinking. It creeps back.
- Mary Bartowski: [to Chuck about Ellie] And the progress she's making, and her access, it's almost as if your father intended for her to find out about the Intersect.
- Chuck Bartowski: Damn it! You still have the DNA of the world's most evil weapon's dealer. You are a villain, sir! Your name strikes fear in even the toughest of swine. And that name is...
- Alexei Volkoff: Alexei Volkoff.
- Chuck Bartowski: You say it like you mean it!
- Alexei Volkoff: My name is... Alexei... Volkoff. World'd biggest bad-ass. Killer of men. Conqueror of nations.
- Chuck Bartowski: Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Game. Gun. Clock.
- Sarah Walker: [Alexei enters in chains and armed guards] General, what is this?
- John Casey: Normally, not the one to question authority, General...
- General Diane Beckman: Not the time to start. Mr. Volkoff...
- Alexei Volkoff: [to the guards] Thank you.
- General Diane Beckman: Please brief the team.
- General Diane Beckman: Washington is hungry to expand the Intersect Program and Ellie has a lot of material that our best technicians couldn't get near. We've never even heard of Agent X.
- Mary Bartowski: Neither have I. But that does not mean it's related to the Intersect.
- General Diane Beckman: Still, it seems like Ellie has exclusive access. The Director wants her to keep working.
- Mary Bartowski: Diane, she's not a spy. She's my daughter.
- General Diane Beckman: Mary, I'm sorry. But this comes from the top.
- Alexei Volkoff: [after Vivian betrays him] I was going to tell her all my secrets. We were going to be partners - not anymore.
- [With a Russian accent]
- Alexei Volkoff: Velcome to the future.
- John Casey: I respect that you don't want to tell your mother the truth, but you had to come up with a compromise. I can't be there on the day.
- Alex McHugh: Unless...
- John Casey: Unless we tell your mom the truth - that I'm alive.
- Alex McHugh: Yeah, tell her the truth... Oh, that scares me.