- Rarity: I am *not* "whining". I am complaining. Do you want to hear "whining"? *This* is whining! Ooohhhh! This harness is too tight! It's going to chafe! Can't you *loosen* it? OH! It hurts and it's so rusty! Why didn't you clean it first? It's gonna leave a *stain*, and the wagon's getting *heavy*! Why do I have to pull it?
- Spot the Diamond Dog: AAH! Make it stop!
- Rover the Diamond Dog: Stop whining!
- Rarity: But I thought you *wanted* whining!
- Twilight Sparkle: Spike, can you breathe now?
- Spike: Yes... *pant* I think so.
- Twilight Sparkle: Good. Now tell us what you know.
- Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Cause all you said earlier was...
- Spike: [flashback] Aaaah! Rarity... woods... jewels... dogs... hole... taken... SAVE HER!
- Applejack: [flashback over] Not a whole lot to go on there, Sport.
- [first lines]
- Rarity: [doorbell rings] Coming!
- [door opens, Rarity's eyes are closed]
- Rarity: Welcome to Carousel Boutique, where every garment is chic, unique and magnifique.
- [opens her eyes and gasps]
- Rarity: Sapphire Shores! The Pony of Pop!
- Sapphire Shores: Good afternoon, miss Rarity!
- Rarity: You yah... Y-y-you know my name?
- Sapphire Shores: Well, of course I do, darling. I make it a point to know all of the up-and-coming designers and Clothes Horse magazine simply raved about you.
- Rarity: Oh my stars. If I'm dreaming, do not wake me up. How may I help you, Miss Shores?
- Sapphire Shores: Oh please, call me Sapphire.
- Rarity: [giggle] How may I help you, Sapphire?
- Sapphire Shores: Well, as I'm sure you know, I'll be touring all of Equestria with my latest concert, SAPPHIRE SHORES ZIGFILLY FOLLIES so I need to look SEEENSATIONAL! OW!
- Rarity: I have just what you need. Sapphire Shores, prepare yourself for the piece de résistance de la haute couture. I used every last diamond I found on this one garment.
- Sapphire Shores: [gasp] And it is spectacular! I'll take it.
- Rarity: Really?
- Sapphire Shores: Oh yes, and five more, each done up in a different jewel.
- Rarity: Beg pardon?
- Sapphire Shores: Costume changes.
- [Rarity faints, Sapphire chuckles]
- Sapphire Shores: Yes, I do have that effect on ponies.
- Pinkie Pie: [sees all the digging holes the Diamond Dogs left behind] Holy moly! That's a lotta holeys!
- Sir Spike: [Spike imagines himself as a manly hero come to rescue Rarity] I shall save you. Show yourselves, dogs! You, curs! Hah. There you are, you mingy mutts.
- Rover the Diamond Dog: Who are you calling mutts? Unleash the hounds!
- [Sir Spike fights them off]
- Sir Spike: Now, where is Lady Rarity?
- Princess Rarity: Oh, Spike! I knew you would save me!
- Sir Spike: Nothing could stop me, my lady.
- Princess Rarity: Oho, Spike. You are my... hero.
- [they begin to smooch]
- Applejack: [Spike's imagination ends, and with his eyes closed, Applejack is right near him] Whoa-ho there, lover boy.
- Rarity: Oh please, diamond dogs. Please let me go.
- Spot the Diamond Dog: No!
- Fido the Diamond Dog: You're our precious little pony.
- Rover the Diamond Dog: For ever! Muhahahaha.
- Rover: Search, Pony!
- Rarity: Well, since you insist... But I must say the working conditions in here are simply dreadful. Musty and damp, it's going to wreak havoc on my mane. And this air is stifling, suffocating. And when I try to take a deep breath, the stench of all you dogs makes me nauseated. You look and smell like if you haven't bathed in weeks. Have you never heard of soap? You could all do with a good round of soap and water. Water, water, I'm terribly thirsty. Could I please have some water?
- Spot the Diamond Dog: [pulls his ears and jumps around] Good gracious, I can't take this anymore. BE QUIET, PONY!
- Rarity: And that's another thing. I would appreciate if you stopped calling me "pony". I am a *lady* and I wish to be addressed as such. So you may call me "Miss" or "Rarity" or "Miss Rarity".
- Rover: Enough! You're whining! It-it-it hurts!
- Rover the Diamond Dog: Make the noises all you want. But move while you make them. Hyah, mule!
- [slaps her hindquarters]
- Rarity: Did you... just call me a... mule?
- Rover the Diamond Dog: [suddenly unsure] Eh...
- Rarity: Mules are ugly! Are you saying that I, too, am ugly?
- [sobs]
- Rarity: HE CALLED ME UGLY!
- Rover: No! Mule! I said mule!
- Rarity: An old ugly mule! And it's true! Just look at me. I used to be beautiful, but nooow...
- Fido: No, no! You're still beautiful, po... uh, Miss Rarity.
- Rarity: You're just saying that!
- Spot the Diamond Dog: No, you're still pretty and... and...
- Rover: Oh, and, and nice, yeah.
- Rarity: I don't believe you! You never liked me!
- Spike: [after getting rid of the dogs, Twilight still has a rope bridle around her mouth, Spike rides on her back] I'm coming for you, my lady. Heigh-ho, Twilight! Away!
- Twilight Sparkle: [ticked off] And just what do you think you're doing?
- Spike: Please, Twilight. Just give me this...
- Twilight Sparkle: Fine...
- [last lines]
- Pinkie Pie: I can't believe you got all these gems!
- Rainbow Dash: Heh. I can't believe you tricked all those dogs.
- Rarity: Just because I'm a lady doesn't mean I cannot handle myself in a sticky situation. I had them wrapped around my hoof the entire time.
- Twilight Sparkle: I can't wait to write to Princess Celestia to tell her what you taught me today.
- Rarity: Me? What did I teach you?
- Twilight Sparkle: Just because some pony is ladylike doesn't make her weak. In fact, by using her wits a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all.
- Spike: [while munching on some gems] Hm... "Outshines" is right. Now you have enough gems to cover Sapphire Shores' costumes.
- Rarity: Not if you eat them all, Spike.
- Spot the Diamond Dog: [to Rarity] Get me the baubles!
- Fido: Get me the beads!
- Rover: Get me the trinkets!
- Spot the Diamond Dog, Fido, Rover: Where is the treasure?
- [Rarity faints]
- Fido the Diamond Dog: [Rarity has complained to the point where the Dogs won't make her dig] Others will dig. You will haul the wagon.
- Spot the Diamond Dog: Prrrecious pony pedi will be preserved.
- Rover the Diamond Dog: Please be quiet!
- Rarity: Good heavens, what is that smell?
- Rover the Diamond Dog: Smeeeeeell?
- [breathes on her]
- Rarity: Ah, mystery solved. It's your breath.
- Fido the Diamond Dog: What are you doing? We said dig!
- Rarity: Forgive me, but prior to you so rudely dragging me into your dirt pit, I had a pony-pedi, and I am not about to chip a hoof because you dislike my style of digging.
- Applejack: [the Diamond Dog mooks have all jumped on the back of Applejack and her friends and tied rope bridles around their mouths] Ho, doggies. If you can take this bull by the horns, you better be ready for a ride. Come on, ponies! Kick 'em up, kick 'em out. Buck 'em up, buck 'em down.
- [They all begin to buck the Dogs around]
- Spike: [bursts into the cave-room with the other five ponies] Lady Rarity, I'm here to save you!
- [Dogs' screams: Please, take us! Make it Stop! Please!, ect]
- Twilight Sparkle: Excuse me?
- Spot the Diamond Dog: So picky.
- Fido: And critical.
- Spot the Diamond Dog: She won't stop talking.
- Fido: And crying.
- Rover: We, uh, give her back. Yes.
- Spike: Rarity! You're safe!
- Rarity: Why, yes. Hello, girls. You are just in time to assist me.
- Applejack: Assist you with what?
- Rarity: With those.
- [points to six mine carts filled with gems]
- Spike: You're letting us leave with all these... jewels?
- Rover: Yes. Take them. And her with them.
- Spot the Diamond Dog: Please!
- Applejack: [worried] Heavens to betsy! Now, I'm used to pickin' myself up and dustin' myself off, but Rarity won't even touch mud 'less it's imported.
- Twilight Sparkle: [also worried] Oh, Rarity...
- [the Mane 5 imagines what Rarity was enduring]
- Rarity: Oh, woe is me! Whatever shall I do? Ah! Dirt, dirt! Get away, dirt! Oh! Make it stop, make it stop! Ah! Filthy, disgusting dirt. It stings, it burns. Help! Oh, some pony save me, save me!
- [the Mane 5's imagination ends, as they are worried about Rarity]
- Applejack: We gotta save her.
- Fluttershy: But they blocked up all the holes.