Lost and Found (2011 Video)
Chad Alva: Steve
Quotes
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Vicky : [Normal voice] David.
[Sterner tone]
Vicky : David.
[Even sterner tone]
Vicky : David. You need to go outside. You need to get out of the house. Cause you're self-pity, is stinking' up the place.
David : I can't. I'm helping Steve.
[David is holding Steve's Red Bull energy drink and Steve takes a drink from it]
Steve : Damn straight.
Vicky : Now, you need to go out tonight because I need to air out this house, because it reaks of depression. Get up, get out of the house.
[David gets up and leaves]
Vicky : [Vicky sits down next to Steve] Sissy's in here.
[She takes his Red Bull energy drink, she goes to take a sip]
Vicky : Oooooh!
[Vicky takes a drink]
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Steve : [to David] Hey what up, dude? What happened to that hottie you brought here last night?
David : The usual, and she left.
David : Nailed and bailed huh? Yeah!
[Steve raises his hand for a high five]
Vicky : God, you are such a pig.
Steve : Whatever, you just don't get it. I'm just happy for the guy.
Vicky : Yeah right, good one.
David : She didn't even know my name.
Steve : I remember when I used to wake up next to chicks and not know their name.
Vicky : Sometimes you forget *my* name.
David : Course, you didn't stay the night.
Steve : Yeah, exactly, so, what are you bitching about?
David : Cause I'm sick of these one night stands! I'm like how often is this gonna happen? It's a eternal spiral I keep going down. I want a girl I can actually hang out with. A girl ya know, I play video games with.
Vicky : You don't even play video games.
David : Uh yeah, Vicky, besides the point. OK this gonna- this is gonna sound really naive, but, I don't know but it's not like I'm out there looking 'the one"
[mutters]
David : Jesus, I guess I'm looking, but I'm not not, expecting to find her. I don't know.
Vicky : Well, maybe if you stop looking in guy bars?
David : Um, well, that's the only place I'm comfortable taking to girls I mean, you get a few drinks in me and I'm loosening up and I'm not gonna see them again so I can say *anything* and I'm not gonna mess it up. Ya know. When it comes to a girl you really want to spend time with. Something different. OK, you know what it is? I freeze up I get nervous I start sweating and I'm afraid I'm a start doing the wrong thing, say the wrong thing, make the whole thing awkward and just ruin the whole moment.
Steve : Epic fail bro, epic fail. You just gotta get out of that comfort zone your in, man.
David : I get out of my comfort zone?
Steve : Yeah.
David : This coming from a guy who hasn't put on a pair of pants in two months.
Steve : Shut up, you don't even know how hard it is to live this lifestyle.