Mrs. Brown's Boys (TV Series)

Mammy Rides Again (2011)

Brendan O'Carroll: Agnes Brown

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Agnes Brown : What a week, neh he he he. Jacko in a heap at the bottom of the escalator. Mrs Murphy upset about my little kissogram at her husband's funeral. And Granddad shit a nucular bomb. Isn't life a fecking rollercoaster? Good night!

• Agnes Brown : Granddad is the cupboard having a shit!

• Agnes Brown : And as for you, ya fifty pence pole dancer!

  Hilary Nicholson : Is that the very best you can do?

  Agnes Brown : No, I feel sorry for the fucking pole!

• Agnes Brown : [looking at a toilet]  Oh, look, there's a chip gone out of this. Someone must have shit a brick.

• Agnes Brown : How's your drink?

  Hilary Nicholson : It tastes like cider.

  Agnes Brown : It is. Bulmers.

  Hilary Nicholson : I asked for champagne.

  Agnes Brown : Well you can fuck off.

• [Buster is being sick in the closet toilet and Rory knocks on the door] 

  Rory Brown : [thinking it's Mammy]  Are you in there?

  Buster Brady : Yes!

  Rory Brown : Mammy, you need to know, I'm gay. I love Deano and I want the world to know. Are you upset?

  [Buster throws up and Rory becomes upset] 

  Rory Brown : Oh Mammy I knew you'd take it hard! But please try to think of my happiness!

  [Buster throws up again and Rory falls to the floor, crying] 

  Rory Brown : Oh Mammy! How can I be happy? Please try to think of me!

  Agnes Brown : [arriving]  Well you can get off the fecking floor for starters.

  [Rory screams] 

  Agnes Brown : [startled]  What is wrong with you?

  Rory Brown : Mammy, I need to come out of the closet!

  Agnes Brown : Wait till Buster finishes to go in first!

• Agnes Brown : Dermot, what's a blow job?

  Dermot Brown : 20 quid, mammy.

  Agnes Brown : They change the fecking language every day!

• Rory Brown : Mammy, what's wrong?

  Agnes Brown : Deano is wearing suspenders! Oh Rory, I think he's a trans-testicle!