Lesbian Chronicles 3: The Massage Parlour
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- 2009
- 2h 35m
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- ConnectionsFollows Lesbian Chronicles Part 1 - Wasted Years (2008)
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Switcheroo: All-sex Oiler with Asian mixed-combo edition
A year after launching LESBIAN CHRONICLES with a two-part feature, Nica Noelle returned to the saga but jettisoned the storyline in favor of a wall-to-wall sex approach with novelty content. I greatly enjoyed the sex scenes (what's not to like?) but regret her lazy decision which scuttled this series.
There are token verbal references, in passing, to the characters and events of the previous videos, but that's merely to transition to the present day. Noelle has sold the family home from Part 2, and used the proceeds to open a massage salon. It's on the up and up, but we soon see that it is really operating like a whorehouse for lesbians. Supposed suspense of "will Nica find out what her girls are up to?" is dangled but she doesn't, and who cares?
Hiring girls has the feature's first misstep. The scheming vixen of the previous pair of features, Trinity Post, shows up wearing glasses for a job interview, and even though she has no experience, Nica hires the girl, knowing full well she has previously caused trouble regarding her girl friend Mae Victoria, who was one of therapist Nica's clients. Explanation for the hire: "How could I say no to those puppy dog eyes?", Nica voices over wistfully. Must have been the glasses.
Post's first client is superstar Stephanie Swift, always a treat to see in her winding down career assignments for Noelle. She plays a movie star -it's not spelled out that it is Adult Movies, but the fans know and remember. Of course, Post inappropriately fingers her on the massage table, and though SS protests, Trinity ("Today, I'm in charge") wins her over easily for a hot sex scene that doubles in a way as a lesbian rape fantasy, since it begins as forced sex
After Annabelle Lee is hired as masseuse. next client is the striking Mia Lelani, who gets a similar "happy ending" treatment from Ms. Lee. This vignette has Mia getting her very first massage, on doctor's orders, very nervous about it, yet (this is a porn video, recall), she joins in the sex enthusiastically once it commences, and a very good time is had by all.
Nica compliments Post on feedback that she's doing a great job, and Trinity replies that she's "giving them the full treatment". But Nica is suspicious and phones a pro therapist, Jessica Bangkok, and asks her to come in as an undercover decoy client, to see what Post is up to. It isn't long till Jessica on the table has lapsed into porn-speak: "You're so amazing, right there!, right there!". After multiple orgasms, Bangkok lies to Nina in her report, emphasizing "She's a genius" about Post's performance.
Finale concerns Nica's new obsession with Satine Phoenix, sent to her with a recommendation by pal Elexis Monroe (who doesn't appear). Nica notes that she hasn't been attracted to anyone this much since her affair with Kylie Ireland 20 years back (Kylie also doesn't appear) -verbal references to prior episodes.
Both Nica and Satine have a sense of recognition ("haven't I seen you somewhere before?") but after some interesting, well-written banter, they have sex and there is no resolution at all to there possible earlier relationship. In fact, none of the characters here, including returning to the series Trinity, is developed.
Instead Nica has turned the series into a Massage-themed porn video, and used the striking skin-tone contrasts for a stimulating mixed-combo edition. Bangkok, Lelani and Phoenix are all of Asian descent, and even all-American Swift has a Filipino grandparent, hardly casting by accident. It makes the show worth watching as an all-sex diversion.
There are token verbal references, in passing, to the characters and events of the previous videos, but that's merely to transition to the present day. Noelle has sold the family home from Part 2, and used the proceeds to open a massage salon. It's on the up and up, but we soon see that it is really operating like a whorehouse for lesbians. Supposed suspense of "will Nica find out what her girls are up to?" is dangled but she doesn't, and who cares?
Hiring girls has the feature's first misstep. The scheming vixen of the previous pair of features, Trinity Post, shows up wearing glasses for a job interview, and even though she has no experience, Nica hires the girl, knowing full well she has previously caused trouble regarding her girl friend Mae Victoria, who was one of therapist Nica's clients. Explanation for the hire: "How could I say no to those puppy dog eyes?", Nica voices over wistfully. Must have been the glasses.
Post's first client is superstar Stephanie Swift, always a treat to see in her winding down career assignments for Noelle. She plays a movie star -it's not spelled out that it is Adult Movies, but the fans know and remember. Of course, Post inappropriately fingers her on the massage table, and though SS protests, Trinity ("Today, I'm in charge") wins her over easily for a hot sex scene that doubles in a way as a lesbian rape fantasy, since it begins as forced sex
After Annabelle Lee is hired as masseuse. next client is the striking Mia Lelani, who gets a similar "happy ending" treatment from Ms. Lee. This vignette has Mia getting her very first massage, on doctor's orders, very nervous about it, yet (this is a porn video, recall), she joins in the sex enthusiastically once it commences, and a very good time is had by all.
Nica compliments Post on feedback that she's doing a great job, and Trinity replies that she's "giving them the full treatment". But Nica is suspicious and phones a pro therapist, Jessica Bangkok, and asks her to come in as an undercover decoy client, to see what Post is up to. It isn't long till Jessica on the table has lapsed into porn-speak: "You're so amazing, right there!, right there!". After multiple orgasms, Bangkok lies to Nina in her report, emphasizing "She's a genius" about Post's performance.
Finale concerns Nica's new obsession with Satine Phoenix, sent to her with a recommendation by pal Elexis Monroe (who doesn't appear). Nica notes that she hasn't been attracted to anyone this much since her affair with Kylie Ireland 20 years back (Kylie also doesn't appear) -verbal references to prior episodes.
Both Nica and Satine have a sense of recognition ("haven't I seen you somewhere before?") but after some interesting, well-written banter, they have sex and there is no resolution at all to there possible earlier relationship. In fact, none of the characters here, including returning to the series Trinity, is developed.
Instead Nica has turned the series into a Massage-themed porn video, and used the striking skin-tone contrasts for a stimulating mixed-combo edition. Bangkok, Lelani and Phoenix are all of Asian descent, and even all-American Swift has a Filipino grandparent, hardly casting by accident. It makes the show worth watching as an all-sex diversion.
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