- Cinema Snob: What's this? "Jaws movie"? One of the sequels, I suppose? I guess I could knock one of these, but which one do I make fun of? Jaws 3: Jaws vs. Giant Sea World Commercial, or Jaws: The Revenge: Jaws vs. Michael Caine's Futuristic, Self-Drying Shirt?
- Cinema Snob: Enter in the shark expert, who is supposed to be like Matt Hooper, but looks more like a Matt Damon/Matt Stone hybrid.