Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• Cinema Snob : Will you STOP doing that? I'd rather go jerk off to a garbage bag full of maggots and naked photos of Margaret Thatcher.

• Cinema Snob : Oh just go ahead and throw in a Rocky reference. You know you wanna.

  Billy McRighteous : The Bible says 'he who turneth the other cheek, needeth more toilet paper'. Jeremiah Chapter 2, verse 5, Rocky 4.

  Cinema Snob : I wish the Bible had the Rocky movies in it. Then at least I wouldn't be here watching this fucking movie. I'd be at my local church listening to Monseignor T.

• Cinema Snob : God. You really CAN make a zombie movie out of any fucking location on the planet. Seriously, you wanna make a zombie flick? All you have to do is just name the movie after whatever locale the movie takes place and then just add "of the dead" after it. Or, if you're feeling really rebellious, you can even extend it to "of the living dead".

• Cinema Snob : [his leg begins tapping to the music]  Stop. Don't do it. Don't fuckin' do it.

• Cinema Snob : Of course, once you take a shit, then stick it back up your ass, and shit again, it's still not gonna taste good on a cracker.

• Cinema Snob : Oh, now what the fuck is going on here? A rap?