"The Cinema Snob" Star Odyssey (TV Episode 2011) - Brad Jones as Cinema Snob, Steele

Cinema Snob : Bastard! They destroyed the world's supply of Stock Footage!
Cinema Snob : Enderium... the mineral is called Enderium... That make you happy, James Cameron? You ripped off Star Odyssey!
Cinema Snob : After endearing the Unobtainium... I mean, obtaining the Enderium...
Cinema Snob : [Being interrupted by the final shootout of The Hooker With a Heart Of Gold] I'm sure that will work itself out.
Cinema Snob : The man from the fridge might have claimed that he is the Waffle Maker, but this guy, really IS the Waffle Maker!
Cinema Snob : I strongly believe that George Lucas wrote this.
Cinema Snob : Ha ha ha, they're suicidal, and one's a racist. Thank God there's a couple of characters in here just for the kids.
Cinema Snob : You wanna know the true pisser about this fucking movie? The thing clocks in at roughly an hour and fifteen minutes long, which in Italian rip-off terms might as well be three hours, especially in a movie where I have no idea what the fucking thing is supposed to be about!
Cinema Snob : Is that what I was supposed to be worrying about; whether the lead characters from Heartbeeps were gonna get fucking genitals?
Cinema Snob : Yeah, there's how you set up a sequel: cut the guy off in mid-sentence. It's one thing for no one to claim copyright on a movie, but Star Odyssey is so fucking bad I'm surprised even the Public Domain claims it!

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob, Steele