- Linkara: Why do I get the feeling that Circe's stratagem isn't exactly going to be taught alongside Sun Tzu's "Art of War"?
- Wonder Woman: [to her mother, Queen Hippolyta] If this war really is your will and desire, then go ahead. Finish the job. Kill me.
- Linkara: WOULD SOMEBODY JUST KILL SOMEBODY! OR BETTER YET, EVERYBODY, JUST KILL YOURSELVES!
- Queen Hippolyta: WHERE IS SHE?
- Linkara: [as Hippolyta] Where is Gail Simone? I need someone who actually knows how to write my character!
- Wonder Woman: [confronting Circee] Was your "death" just another part of your plan?
- Linkara: What plan? She *planned* for Air Force One to be brought down? She *planned* to get knocked unconscious by Batman? She *planned* for the Bana to purportedly to be the real enemy, only they're not, thus making their entire sub-plot utterly, totally, completely WORTHLESS?
- Linkara: Meanwhile, Karna, the leader of the Bana, races towards the bubble.
- Grace Choi: The Bana, the Bana, the Bana.
- Linkara: Or in this case, the banal.
- Grace Choi: All I hear about is a series of vague threats. Honestly, it's getting a little boring.
- Linkara: Seriously, folks, I think Grace realizes she's in this garbage heap of a comic and isn't standing for it.
- Karna: [to Grace] It's time you learned the true story of the Bana.
- Grace Choi: The "true story"? Oooooh, sounds scandalous!
- Linkara: Grace has now become my favorite character in the world, if only because she's not taking this idiocy seriously.