Atop the Fourth Wall (TV Series)

Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review (2010)

Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara

Quotes 

• Linkara : But wait, the Internet cried back, let me tell you about the horror that is called Sonichu. Yes, people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I haven't. Sonichu is some bizarre web comic put out by a guy named Christian Weston Chandler, or Chris Chan for short, that is some freakish hybrid of Sonic and Pikachu. The guy is a creepy stalker who apparently also suffers from autism and severe emotional problems. Even then, I can't be certain of any factual authenticity about that. I don't want to review this crap because I don't want to give it any attention. I want this guy and his creepy self-incertion, fanfic/fan-art to go into some dark corner of the internet and just let it disappear.

• Spirit of the Internet : In order to appease us, you must review... Sonichu.

  Linkara : No!

  Spirit of the Internet : Okay then, I guess you just have to review a Sonic comic.

  Linkara : Oh, okay.

• Linkara : I'm not paying a hundred bucks for porn! I have the internet, dangit!

• Linkara : Boner. Boner boner. Boner boning a boner. Boner boner. Erect penis.