The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)

Hunting Reindeer on Slippery Rocks (2011)

Timothy Balme: Mike Johnson

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• [despite Ty's discomfort, Olaf continues inquiring after particulars of his sex life] 

  Olaf Johnson : But what about those nights where you're both spent and you fall asleep still inside her?

  Mike Johnson : Jesus, Grandpa.

  Ty Johnson : We can't do that for obvious reasons, so I have a system. Dawn believes I have some kind of circulatory affliction, which means I feel the cold... really, really badly, so I need to rug up appropriately.

  Ty Johnson : [flashback: Dawn naked in bed but Ty wrapped in a sleeping bag while wearing a pull-over hat, gloves, and flannel jacket]  Good night.

  Anders Johnson : So she thinks you're mental and have a weird disease?

  [all but Ty laugh]