The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)
Hunting Reindeer on Slippery Rocks (2011)
Shane Cortese: Colin Gunderson
Quotes
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Colin Gunderson : Why does Axl Johnson want to speak to me?
Axl Johnson : I want to tell you to be nicer to your daughter. Eva.
Colin Gunderson : I only have one daughter.
Axl Johnson : Yeah, well, then you should be way nicer to her than you are now.
Colin Gunderson : Is that so?
Axl Johnson : Yeah, I reckon.
Colin Gunderson : Well, thank you for sharing it, Axl Johnson. Good parenting advice is worth its weight in gold - especially when it comes from a young man who knows nothing of what it takes to be a parent. That's the sort of advice you live for.
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Stacey : [to Eva] This guy's your prick father?
Colin Gunderson : [to Eva] Nice pit bull bitch you've got.
Stacey : Yeah, and I bite.
Colin Gunderson : Yes, I bet you do.