The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)

Hunting Reindeer on Slippery Rocks (2011)

Jared Turner: Ty Johnson

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Quotes 

• Anders Johnson : I just wanna know what will actually happen when we get our powers back.

  Olaf Johnson : Well, I imagine we'll be more powerful.

  Ty Johnson : [without enthusiasm]  Yay.

  Anders Johnson : Oh, cheer up. Dawn is insufferable with happiness as it is now.

  Ty Johnson : Really?

  Anders Johnson : Ugh. Imagine how nauseating it'll be when you lay your full god powers on her. She'll orgasm at the thought of Hod's staff of power.

  Olaf Johnson : I always wondered what it would be like making love to Ty.

  [uncomfortable silence] 

• [despite Ty's discomfort, Olaf continues inquiring after particulars of his sex life] 

  Olaf Johnson : But what about those nights where you're both spent and you fall asleep still inside her?

  Mike Johnson : Jesus, Grandpa.

  Ty Johnson : We can't do that for obvious reasons, so I have a system. Dawn believes I have some kind of circulatory affliction, which means I feel the cold... really, really badly, so I need to rug up appropriately.

  Ty Johnson : [flashback: Dawn naked in bed but Ty wrapped in a sleeping bag while wearing a pull-over hat, gloves, and flannel jacket]  Good night.

  Anders Johnson : So she thinks you're mental and have a weird disease?

  [all but Ty laugh]