The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)

Hunting Reindeer on Slippery Rocks (2011)

Emmett Skilton: Axl Johnson

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Quotes 

• Axl Johnson : I hate the shirt.

  Anders Johnson : The shirt's fine. It's you that's the problem. You don't match it.

• [Anders hands over his credit card] 

  Axl Johnson : What's this?

  Anders Johnson : To pay for dinner, dimwit. The pin is 6969.

  Axl Johnson : Classy.

  Anders Johnson : Easy to remember when pissed.

• Anders Johnson : [finding Axl hasn't done the deed]  I fork out a fortune for therapy and not even a pash?

  Axl Johnson : Hey, her old man's a bastard.

  Anders Johnson : And our mother's a tree. We've all got problems, Axl.

• Colin Gunderson : Why does Axl Johnson want to speak to me?

  Axl Johnson : I want to tell you to be nicer to your daughter. Eva.

  Colin Gunderson : I only have one daughter.

  Axl Johnson : Yeah, well, then you should be way nicer to her than you are now.

  Colin Gunderson : Is that so?

  Axl Johnson : Yeah, I reckon.

  Colin Gunderson : Well, thank you for sharing it, Axl Johnson. Good parenting advice is worth its weight in gold - especially when it comes from a young man who knows nothing of what it takes to be a parent. That's the sort of advice you live for.

• Eva : Who's Loki?

  Axl Johnson : Your dad. That's his god name.

  Eva : So what's Loki do?

  Axl Johnson : I think he's god of wankers.