- Axl Johnson: I hate the shirt.
- Anders Johnson: The shirt's fine. It's you that's the problem. You don't match it.
- [Anders hands over his credit card]
- Axl Johnson: What's this?
- Anders Johnson: To pay for dinner, dimwit. The pin is 6969.
- Axl Johnson: Classy.
- Anders Johnson: Easy to remember when pissed.
- Anders Johnson: I just wanna know what will actually happen when we get our powers back.
- Olaf Johnson: Well, I imagine we'll be more powerful.
- Ty Johnson: [without enthusiasm] Yay.
- Anders Johnson: Oh, cheer up. Dawn is insufferable with happiness as it is now.
- Ty Johnson: Really?
- Anders Johnson: Ugh. Imagine how nauseating it'll be when you lay your full god powers on her. She'll orgasm at the thought of Hod's staff of power.
- Olaf Johnson: I always wondered what it would be like making love to Ty.
- [uncomfortable silence]
- [despite Ty's discomfort, Olaf continues inquiring after particulars of his sex life]
- Olaf Johnson: But what about those nights where you're both spent and you fall asleep still inside her?
- Mike Johnson: Jesus, Grandpa.
- Ty Johnson: We can't do that for obvious reasons, so I have a system. Dawn believes I have some kind of circulatory affliction, which means I feel the cold... really, really badly, so I need to rug up appropriately.
- Ty Johnson: [flashback: Dawn naked in bed but Ty wrapped in a sleeping bag while wearing a pull-over hat, gloves, and flannel jacket] Good night.
- Anders Johnson: So she thinks you're mental and have a weird disease?
- [all but Ty laugh]
- Anders Johnson: [finding Axl hasn't done the deed] I fork out a fortune for therapy and not even a pash?
- Axl Johnson: Hey, her old man's a bastard.
- Anders Johnson: And our mother's a tree. We've all got problems, Axl.
- Colin Gunderson: Why does Axl Johnson want to speak to me?
- Axl Johnson: I want to tell you to be nicer to your daughter. Eva.
- Colin Gunderson: I only have one daughter.
- Axl Johnson: Yeah, well, then you should be way nicer to her than you are now.
- Colin Gunderson: Is that so?
- Axl Johnson: Yeah, I reckon.
- Colin Gunderson: Well, thank you for sharing it, Axl Johnson. Good parenting advice is worth its weight in gold - especially when it comes from a young man who knows nothing of what it takes to be a parent. That's the sort of advice you live for.
- Stacey: [to Eva] This guy's your prick father?
- Colin Gunderson: [to Eva] Nice pit bull bitch you've got.
- Stacey: Yeah, and I bite.
- Colin Gunderson: Yes, I bet you do.
- Eva: Who's Loki?
- Axl Johnson: Your dad. That's his god name.
- Eva: So what's Loki do?
- Axl Johnson: I think he's god of wankers.