The bank manager insists that De Wolfe make more cuts and,dismissing Jason's suggestion that nobody gets paid for the next month,works out that twenty-five per cent of the staff must lose their jobs, a process he carries out somewhat randomly,shouting through a megaphone that certain lecturers have to go. Nicole is worried since she lied on her C.V. that she has GCSE Maths and persuades Imogen to give her a crash course in exchange for a coveted place in the netball team. Matt is saved because,if he went,his adoring post-graduate and campus sports star Flat-Pack would also go. Rather than give the secretaries a general knowledge quiz to sack the lowest scoring Jason offers to resign but his job is safe,thanks to the accidental death of the office manager.
—don @ minifie-1