Hardly Beloved (2011 Video)

Suzi Lorraine: Danielle

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• Danielle : Eryk, I brought you to the park to run around and play! What's the problem?

  Eryk : You're the problem! Bad guy! You've got nuts in your udders!

  Danielle : What does that even mean?

  [to herself] 

  Danielle : I give up. I swear...

  [into the phone] 

  Danielle : Hello?

  Chad Podosek : [into the phone]  Hey, cuz. How's your day out with Eryk goin'?

  Danielle : [into the phone]  I won't even answer that. This kid is unbelievable!

  Eryk : Look, I'm holding my penis!

  Danielle : [into the phone]  I think he's been around your dad too long. My God... Anyway, what's up?

  Chad Podosek : [into the phone]  I need some advice. You think I should have an affair?

  Eryk : You're Butt Girl and I'm Penis Boy! Butter udders!

  Danielle : [into the phone]  Absolutely not. Keep your hands in your pockets and your zipper zipped up. The risk of you getting someone else pregnant makes me wanna bury myself alive.

  Chad Podosek : [into the phone]  Well, damn.

  Danielle : [into the phone]  Sorry. Why do you ask?

  Chad Podosek : [into the phone]  Cynthia's in our shed right now, with another woman.

  Danielle : [into the phone]  So? What are they doing?

  Chad Podosek : [into the phone, incredulous]  Well, they're not admiring my garden tool collection! Whaddya think they're doing?

  Danielle : [into the phone]  That bitch!

  [lowers the phone, to herself] 

  Danielle : I thought our time together meant something!

  Chad Podosek : [into the phone]  What?

  Danielle : [into phone]  Nothing. You know what...? Yes. By all means. Get yourself a mistress. Better yet, get three. You deserve it.

  Chad Podosek : [into the phone]  I think I will. Thanks, Danielle!

  Danielle : [into the phone]  Don't mention it.

  [sarcastic] 

  Danielle : Now let me go so I can have some more fun with your son.

  Eryk : Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

  Danielle : [to Eryk]  Well, at least you're running around.

• Suzanne : What a beautiful sky... So vast... So peaceful... So unfair. It hangs over us, taunting, beckoning... offering an escape we can never have... Fucking gravity. We're stuck here on the ground, forced to accept, to assimilate, to make the most of our lives and to do unto others as we would have done unto ourselves. But, it's all good...

  Danielle : ...'cause we're some masochistic motherfuckers.

• Danielle : Chad, she's still your wife. Running out and doing the same thing she's been doing to you might only backfire and cause you more trouble than you've already got... Are you guys still having sex?

  Chad Podosek : Uh... Yeah.

  Danielle : Then you can't exactly cry Alienation of Affection. She's not even seeing other men.