- Super Dave Osborne: Fuj, let me give you a piece of advice.
- Fuji: Yes?
- Super Dave Osborne: Next time you shoot a bullet at a metal object, be careful of the ricochet.
- Fuji: Oh?
- Super Dave Osborne: Do you know how close that bullet came to lodging in my knee?
- Fuji: No. How close?
- Super Dave Osborne: It's in my thigh.