- Jeff Bryan Davis: How about a playwright. Balzac?
- [laughs]
- Jeff Bryan Davis: Greg, can you handle some Balzac?
- Greg Proops: Dude...
- Jeff Bryan Davis: I said: can you handle some Balzac?
- Greg Proops: Jeff, that's how I got the gig.
- Jeff Bryan Davis: Your favorite actor?
- [asking a layd in the audience]
- Jeff Bryan Davis: Mel Gibson? Greg, Greg, st-stay as Jack Nicolson. Chip, you're Gibson. And keep it non anti-semitic.