- Sir Breeze: Papa always told me never to run into a burning house.
- Sir Phil: Maybe it's a barbecue. I'm starvin'.
- Sir Breeze: Man, it sure feels weird going into this valley knowing those turkeys aren't waiting for us.
- Sir Phil: Turkeys? Now *that's* what I want when we get back to Camelot!
- Lord Viper: Arthur, you will never see the inside of Camelot!
- Arthur King: It's you who will never see it again, Viper. This I swear.
- [last lines]
- Arthur King: You acted with courage, as true knights should.
- Merlin: [running in] Ah! Let me at them! I'll turn them into toads! I'll put a spell on you! I'll - I'll...
- Queen Guinevere: [as the squires run out] Merlin, whatever is the matter?
- Merlin: Those two - have broken half the potions and magical apparatus in my workshop!
- [aims a blast of energy at them running from the doorway they were hiding in; the knights laugh]
- Queen Guinevere: I believe the squires are not showing such courage now, my lord.
- Arthur King: [chuckling] No. Now they're showing wisdom.