American Dad! (TV Series)
Flirting with Disaster (2011)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin
Quotes
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Stan Smith : [to Bullock] Are you nuts? You hired my wife?
Avery Bullock : So? I also banged your daughter. And remember your 4th of July barbeque. I muff-punched your gram-gram. She was just too senile to know it.
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Stan Smith : Work is where I come to socialize. Having Francine will ruin that. How would you like it if your wife worked here?
Avery Bullock : Oh, I'd love it. Is there an opening for a woman who bangs every black man she meets in a Red Lobster parking lot?
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Stan Smith : [to Lorraine] Oh, hey. How's your ankle?
Lorraine : Not good. Doctor says I got to lose 55 pounds. I said, "Well, I'm losing you. That's 200 pounds right there."
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Steve Smith : [to Roger] You know what? You're nothing but a drug addict. Birds died because of you!
Roger the Alien : Oh, my God. Who cares?
Steve Smith : Our partnership is over! I never want to see you again!
[walks off]
Roger the Alien : Then don't look in the night sky because I'm a star, and that's not the cocaine talking.
[to the women]
Roger the Alien : So, girls, tell me more about your childhood. Now that's the cocaine talking.