Shark Tank (TV Series)

Episode #2.9 (2011)

Kevin O'Leary: Self - Shark

Quotes 

• Daymond John : Is there liability if somebody's cat drowns?

  Robert Herjavec : Liability, Daymond?

  Daymond John : If someone's cat drowns. They're hopping up on the toilet, and falls in and is dead...

  Kevin O'Leary : You just get a new cat, they're 15 bucks!

• Kevin O'Leary : I'm stuck on this subsegment problem because I can sell t-shirts to 250 million people or 6 million people. Let me think about that. Hmm, 250! Kim, I gotta tell ya, this is the t-shirt deal from hell. You can't sell it to anybody except pregnant women, sales are going down, the market's getting soft, price points are coming down. I mean, I'm trying to find something, *anything*. But no, it's all death and destruction in your story. It's horrible. I'm out.

• Kevin O'Leary : Aldo, I think it's unique, it's interesting, the history, the piece is wonderful, but I'm stuck on this problem. If you do get run over by a bus, you're road pizza, I'm an investor. I have nothing. I've got the history - your memories. I can visit your grave. But my money's dead, too.

  Aldo Orta - Entrepreneur : You can get run over by a bus and what will happen to your family?

  Kevin O'Leary : My family's going to be happy, particularly my kids!

• Kevin O'Leary : I'll leave an offer here just to get in the mix. I'll give you $500,000 for 51%.

  Dominique McClain Barteet - Entrepreneur : I'm not going to do that.

  Kevin O'Leary : Think about it for a second.

  Daymond John : She did.

• Kevin O'Leary : If a cat ever gave me a problem and I was in a high apartment, I wouldn't have a problem with that cat 5 minutes later.