- Cinema Snob: Last year when I was gone this long, I came back with a movie about zombie confederate soldiers. Thank God there's not another one of those.
- [show intro begins, showing footage of confederate zombie soldiers]
- Cinema Snob: Fuck!
- Cinema Snob: Goddammit, I can't even fall asleep! This movie is so fucking boring that my urge to sleep has fallen asleep!
- Cinema Snob: These two guys are brothers and their goal in this trip is to track down a cabin left to them by their deceased father. Or to get laid.
- Cinema Snob: It's one thing to have your movie look like Manos, but to have it paced like Manos as well? You may as well have simply set out to officially remake Manos.
- Cinema Snob: Also, maybe it's just me, but I don't think the RV is moving in these interior shots. No wonder it's taking them so long to get to that cabin.
- Cinema Snob: Be warned though, this ending does lead to the amazing twist that the crew used an overhead light the entire time.