- Georgie Cooper: Okay, in my defense...
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: You have no defense. You're an idiot!
- Georgie Cooper: That was a big part of my defense.
- Mary Cooper: What kind of 29-year-old dates someone your age?
- Georgie Cooper: Obviously, the kind that was lied to.
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: You go out drinkin' last night?
- Mary Cooper: Of course not.
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: 'Cause when I look that bad, I've been out drinkin'.
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: When are you gonna tell your folks?
- Mandy McAllister: I was thinking about waitin' until my mom tells me to lay off the pie.
- Mandy McAllister: I'm havin' a baby. I don't need to marry another one.
- Georgie Cooper: I know I'm young now, but think about it. When you're a dried-up old lady, I'll be your hot trophy husband.