The ABCs of Death (2012)

Lee Hardcastle: Dad (segment "T is for Toilet")

Quotes 

• Mum : [to son]  Honey, you go do a poo-poo. There's nothing to be afraid of.

  Dad : Danny Glover had nothing to be afraid of in "Lethal Weapon 2."

• Dad : Lots of people have died on the toilet.

  Mum : Like who?

  Dad : Elvis.

  Mum : He died on the bathroom floor.

  Dad : Yeah. Died on the toilet and then fell over.

• Dad : Call the plumber now. It's an emergency!