Kitchen Nightmares (TV Series)

Oceana (2011)

Gordon Ramsay: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Gordon Ramsay : How long have you been here?

  Nell (herself, server) : I've been here seventeen months.

  Gordon Ramsay : Seventeen months?

  Nell (herself, server) : Yes.

  Gordon Ramsay : Good girl. Okay. I'll get... who's that?

  [pointing a a photo in the menu] 

  Nell (herself, server) : That is our old chef.

  Gordon Ramsay : God bless him. Has he died?

  Nell (herself, server) : No, no, he's just fired.

  Gordon Ramsay : What? Damn. Who's that?

  [to yet another photo in the menu] 

  Nell (herself, server) : That is our old server.

  Gordon Ramsay : Oh, fuck. He's gone as well?

  Nell (herself, server) : Yes, he's fired.

  Gordon Ramsay : Oh, geez.

  Nell (herself, server) : If you don't like it, they get rid of you.

  Gordon Ramsay : And it's the same with the waiting staff as well?

  Nell (herself, server) : It's the same with anybody who works here. Moe and Rami are very aggressive, they're very intimidating, which makes it hard to work with them.

  Gordon Ramsay : Well, you're doing brilliant, seventeen months.

  Nell (herself, server) : Yeah, I know. I've been fired four times, so...

  Gordon Ramsay : You're been fired what?

  Nell (herself, server) : Four times.

  Gordon Ramsay : Fuuuccckkkk. Four times in the last seventeen months.

  [rubbing his face with his hands] 

  Nell (herself, server) : Yes. Actually, I was fired again two or three weeks ago. Actually, I just came back. I've been back like maybe two weeks.

  Gordon Ramsay : Welcome back. I'm so glad you're back.

  Nell (herself, server) : Thank you.

  Gordon Ramsay : I love your energy.

• Gordon Ramsay : You happy, Moe?

  Rami : Oh man, this is great. I mean, I am speechless.

  Gordon Ramsay : Good. I love it when you're speechless.

• Gordon Ramsay : [finding tons of pasta in the fridge]  I'm trying to help you understand the method in your madness.

  Chef Damon : Hey, asshole, I'm not the one who just said it was done yesterday! I asked my prepper...

  Gordon Ramsay : You can call me a fucking arsehole all you want. So get fucking angry with me.

  Chef Damon : You're standing right here hearing me ask the person who knows and I gave you his answer, not mine.

  Gordon Ramsay : Right, who's the fucking chef around here?

  Chef Damon : I am.

  Gordon Ramsay : Right. Bags of jambalaya, in the fridge, warm. Have you any idea what happens to jambalaya in the fridge when it's still warm in the center?

  Prep Chef : Grows the bacteria?

  Gordon Ramsay : "Grows the bacteria"?

  [Finds bins of crabs] 

  Gordon Ramsay : And how many crabs are you selling, "chef," over the next fucking three months? Lost for words? REALLY? Another box of crab cakes. When were these made? No date, you see, "chef."

  Moe : [Interview]  There was nothing but dollar signs going through my mind. Soft shell crabs, jambalaya, crawfish étouffée thrown straight down the garbage. Chef Damon basically just took the money right out of our pockets.

  Gordon Ramsay : [Finds a dirty tray]  I don't what you *think* you should be taking out of containers... and sort of... cleaning out your fridge from time to time. One fucking question to you: who's the arsehole now, "chef"?

  Chef Damon : [Eyes twitching]  I am.

  Gordon Ramsay : I didn't come in here to humiliate you. But how DARE you serve me food from this disgusting fridge, then STAND there, and call me an arsehole, "chef"?