- The Spoony One: We must make haste to another battlefield! One where parents' permission matters not!
- The Spoony One: Go back to the darkness!
- Paw: Give in to the darkness!
- The Spoony One: Rage will not avail you!
- Paw: Rage... more rage!
- Cloak #2: [relocating to another "battlefield"] It's not as good as the last one.
- Film Brain: The other one had sand castles!
- Cinema Snob: Say, you didn't lose the map in the battle, did you?
- The Spoony One: Ha! What sort of half-baked wizard do you take me for?
- Cinema Snob: Do you really want me to answer that?
- The Spoony One: No!
- Nostalgia Chick: [Critic is sitting in a chair with his legs spread, revealing his "gear"] There are certain things... that should be covered... up.
- Nostalgia Critic: [oblivious] I know. That's why I've got the hat.
- Nostalgia Chick: There are... There are certain things that need to remain closed.
- Nostalgia Critic: I know, and I for one respect Chick-fil-A for not serving people on Sunday. I wonder if we can get it so they don't serve Christians.