The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (Video Game 2011) Poster

Jacek Kopczynski: Jaskier

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  • Dandelion : Spoken like a true man, at last. Sorry, that was racist. Well said, witcher.

  • Geralt of Rivia : [handing Dandelion a book]  I found a volume of your poetry.

    Dandelion : My love poems! Some bastard stole them recently. Probably wanted to show off to a young lass smelling of sheepskins. I really missed this book. It was like being in a brothel with no balls. I owe you one, Geralt, though I don't know quite how I'll repay you. No... Actually, I do know. Up for a shot on vodka? It's on me.

    Geralt of Rivia : I've got a better idea.

    Dandelion : Beer? That's fine. All the same to me.

    Geralt of Rivia : I need you to do me a favor.

    Dandelion : Name it. For this, I'd give you my chastity. If I still had it, of course.

    Geralt of Rivia : I wouldn't be interested.

    Dandelion : Don't tell me you need another poem for a noonwraith.

    Geralt of Rivia : Worse.

    Dandelion : Please, Geralt... Don't get me involved in another messy monster matter. I'm an artist, not...

    Geralt of Rivia : That's precisely who I need to lure a succubus.

    Dandelion : Are you crazy? You want to see a hoofed hag ride me to death?

    [Geralt gives him a threatening look] 

    Dandelion : On the other hand... we all have to die of something.

  • Dandelion : Can we go? I can't wait to meet his monstrous beauty.

    Geralt of Rivia : Her beauty's killed several men.

    Dandelion : [angry]  Now you tell me?

  • Dandelion : I'll tell you one thing, Geralt: that succubus knows true art about as well as Zoltan knows table manners.

  • [Geralt is on the gallows, trying to prevent Loredo from hanging Zoltan and Dandelion] 

    Geralt of Rivia : [of Dandelion]  What's he accused of?

    Bernard Loredo : He burned down a watchtower.

    Bernard Loredo : [looking down the gallows for Vernon Roche]  What's your jurisdiction say to that?

    [Roche says nothing] 

    Bernard Loredo : I thought so.

    Geralt of Rivia : [to Dandelion]  Is that true?

    Dandelion : It might've looked that way... but I swear it wasn't my fault!

    Bernard Loredo : [to Geralt]  I'd rather give you a thief.

    [pauses] 

    Bernard Loredo : Relax, I'm joking.

    [pulls the lever that releases the trap-door, hanging an elf to death] 

    Bernard Loredo : I hate thieves.

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