The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (2011 Video Game)
Jacek Kopczynski: Jaskier
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Quotes
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Dandelion : Spoken like a true man, at last. Sorry, that was racist. Well said, witcher.
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Geralt of Rivia : [handing Dandelion a book] I found a volume of your poetry.
Dandelion : My love poems! Some bastard stole them recently. Probably wanted to show off to a young lass smelling of sheepskins. I really missed this book. It was like being in a brothel with no balls. I owe you one, Geralt, though I don't know quite how I'll repay you. No... Actually, I do know. Up for a shot on vodka? It's on me.
Geralt of Rivia : I've got a better idea.
Dandelion : Beer? That's fine. All the same to me.
Geralt of Rivia : I need you to do me a favor.
Dandelion : Name it. For this, I'd give you my chastity. If I still had it, of course.
Geralt of Rivia : I wouldn't be interested.
Dandelion : Don't tell me you need another poem for a noonwraith.
Geralt of Rivia : Worse.
Dandelion : Please, Geralt... Don't get me involved in another messy monster matter. I'm an artist, not...
Geralt of Rivia : That's precisely who I need to lure a succubus.
Dandelion : Are you crazy? You want to see a hoofed hag ride me to death?
[Geralt gives him a threatening look]
Dandelion : On the other hand... we all have to die of something.
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Dandelion : Can we go? I can't wait to meet his monstrous beauty.
Geralt of Rivia : Her beauty's killed several men.
Dandelion : [angry] Now you tell me?
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Dandelion : I'll tell you one thing, Geralt: that succubus knows true art about as well as Zoltan knows table manners.
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[Geralt is on the gallows, trying to prevent Loredo from hanging Zoltan and Dandelion]
Geralt of Rivia : [of Dandelion] What's he accused of?
Bernard Loredo : He burned down a watchtower.
Bernard Loredo : [looking down the gallows for Vernon Roche] What's your jurisdiction say to that?
[Roche says nothing]
Bernard Loredo : I thought so.
Geralt of Rivia : [to Dandelion] Is that true?
Dandelion : It might've looked that way... but I swear it wasn't my fault!
Bernard Loredo : [to Geralt] I'd rather give you a thief.
[pauses]
Bernard Loredo : Relax, I'm joking.
[pulls the lever that releases the trap-door, hanging an elf to death]
Bernard Loredo : I hate thieves.