Quotes
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Wilfred : Are you sure you want to know?
Ryan Newman : Is this a joke?
Wilfred : It's not. Ryan, remember the night before we met? The pills you took?
Ryan Newman : Yes...?
Wilfred : They worked, mate. I'm sorry, Ryan. They worked. You must have notived things here are... different. Seems a little... off, right?
Ryan Newman : Am I...?
Wilfred : No. You're somewhere in between. Your future depends on the outcome of that settlement meeting tomorrow. If Jenna gets her job back, well... you get to move on.
Ryan Newman : So none of this is really happening?
Wilfred : Everything on the island is real. The rest is an illusion.
Ryan Newman : What island?
Wilfred : Ah, forget the last bit.
Ryan Newman : WILFRED!
Wilfred : Shhh! Smoke monster!
Ryan Newman : I've seen Lost, Wilfred.
Wilfred : What did you think of the ending?
Ryan Newman : Why can't I get a straight answer out of you?
Wilfred : Come on, Ryan! These are big existential questions, best left for boring Russian novelist and teenagers on acid! Real people don't think about this shit.
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Ryan Newman : This is nothing compared to some of the shit you've pulled.
Wilfred : Yeah, but you're not me! You're a good person! And you're a person!
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[first lines]
Ryan Newman : What are you doing?
Wilfred : I'm writing my will. After I'm gone, I don't want you and Bear fighting over my shit. Or any of my other stuff.
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Ryan Newman : Who are you? What are you? WHY are you?
