- Sheldon Cooper: [looking at himself in the mirror wearing a superhero t-shirt for the first time] Wow, I might look TOO cool.
- Principal Petersen: Morning, George.
- George Cooper Sr.: I know what's going on.
- Principal Petersen: I'm sorry. I did everything I could. You know I'm on your side.
- George Cooper Sr.: Yeah, right.
- Principal Petersen: We still want you to finish out the year...
- George Cooper Sr.: I'm not doing that. I quit.
- Principal Petersen: Come on, George.
- George Cooper Sr.: Is there a chance I keep my job?
- Principal Petersen: ...no.
- George Cooper Sr.: Then at least let me leave on my own terms.
- President Hagemeyer: Okay, so, what's the problem?
- Sheldon Cooper: I wanted to talk to Dr. Linkletter about puberty.
- Dr. Linkletter: And I wanted to avoid litigation.