- Dan Humphrey: Well if you came here to tell me what a horrible person I am, you're too late. I already know.
- Blair Waldorf: That's not why I came.
- Dan Humphrey: You got back together with Chuck?
- Blair Waldorf: No.
- Dan Humphrey: Are you... moving to a desert island where there are no men at all? You'll be living the rest of your life in peaceful solitude?
- Blair Waldorf: No. I told Chuck he doesn't have my heart anymore. I realized it belongs to someone else.
- Blair Waldorf: So Dan, are you going to invite me in or what?
- [looks at Dan confused]
- Blair Waldorf: What?
- Dan Humphrey: You just said my name.
- Blair Waldorf: Dan?
- Dan Humphrey: You just said it again.
- Blair Waldorf: Dan.
- Dan Humphrey: Say it again.
- Blair Waldorf: [laughs] Dan.
- [first lines]
- Gossip Girl: They say you should take your secrets to the grave, but on the Upper East Side, secrets are the one thing you can never bury. Even if you think you know everything about the ones you love, there's always a skeleton in their walk-in closet.
- Georgina Sparks: [to Ivy] I understand. When everybody at a party hates you, who better to bring along than somebody they hate even more?
- Ivy Dickens: [at the wake] Hi.
- Lily van der Woodsen: *You?* What are *you* doing here?
- Ivy Dickens: I was invited by your mother herself. I promised her I'd come. I came to pay my respects, I won't bother anybody.
- [goes off]
- Lily van der Woodsen: This is all Carol's fault. Yeah, I'm sure she's hiding here somewhere.
- [last lines]
- Gossip Girl: And when I return, I'll bet it will be a whole new world. XO, XO, Gossip Girl.