Sherlock (TV Series)

The Hounds of Baskerville (2012)

Kevin Trainor: Billy

Quotes 

• Dr. John Watson : I couldn't help noticing, on the map of the moor, a skull and crossbones?

  Gary : Oh, that.

  Dr. John Watson : Pa... Pirates?

  Gary : Eh, no, no. The Great Grimpen Minefield, they call it.

  Dr. John Watson : Oh, right.

  Gary : It's not what you think. It's the Baskerville Testing site. It's been going for eighty-odd years. I'm not sure anyone really knows what's there anymore.

  Dr. John Watson : Hm... Explosives?

  Gary : Oh, not just explosives. Hm. Break into that place and if you're lucky you just get blowen up, so they say. In case you're planning a nice wee stroll.

  Dr. John Watson : Ta, I'll remember.

  Gary : Aye. Now, it buggers up tourism a bit, so, eh, thank God for the demon hound!

  [chuckles] 

  Gary : Did you see that show? The documentary?

  Dr. John Watson : Uh, quite recently, yeah.

  Gary : God bless Henry Knight and his monster from Hell.

  Dr. John Watson : You ever seen it? The hound?

  Gary : Me? No, no. Eh, Fletcher has. He runs the walks, the monster walks, for the tourists, you know? He's seen it.

  Dr. John Watson : That's handy. For trade.

  Gary : I'm just saying we've been rushed off our feet, Billy.

  Billy : Yeah, lots of monster hunters. Don't take much these days. One mention on Twitter and whoomph! We're out of WKD.

  Gary : All right.

  Billy : What with the monster and the ruddy prisoner, I don't know how we sleep nights, do you, Gary?

  Gary : Like a baby.

  Billy : That's not true. He's a snorer.

  Gary : Hey! Hush't!

  Billy : Is yours a snorer?

  Dr. John Watson : Got any crisps?